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  2. This might be the most unintentional funny movie ever made. It's so bad. It's on HBO if anyone else wants to watch three people in a small plane attempt to act for 90 minutes.
  3. Oh, I see you're a newer Bunghole Drip fan. I prefer the lineup with the original bassist before Bob Rock took them all corporate, but to each his own, I guess.
  4. If we get Baugh then our RB2 take will probably be someone we've never heard of. Getting someone like Newman there would be an absolute steal. Maybe that other North Texas dude? Also if we're counting Niblett and Terry as RBs then that's suddenly an overstuffed room. Portal, portal, Clark, Simon, Cooper, Walker, plus those two is eight.
  5. Arch with a receiver(s) who can get separation would be deadly
  6. I mean, they have a 3 game schedule next year, Miami, SMU, and BYU. If they lose two and end up ranked 13th, I'm sure they'll go full bitchmode again. So, you know, maybe win 2 of those 3? Nah, just put them in now to keep them from crying the entire fucking year.
  7. Fuck! I was going to watch that.
  8. Long developing pass plays haven’t worked out so well for sark and his offense with legit NFL talent at the QB spot especially against UGA and tOSU. He abandons the run even when it’s working in big games. He needed to move to a more college-based spread attack (11 personnel at most), quick pass plays, shot gun even hurry up offense with the pro style mixed in. Same shit he needed to do this year and finally did. My recollection was he did it more with QE than Arch but I don’t think enough to win the 3-5 games that mattered when QE was here.
  9. Must have confused fiddler with diddler.
  10. I don't think Baugh + Hawkins is realistic. Hawkins will be more highly sought after than that. Maybe someone like Wayne Knight or Turbo Richard.
  11. We are not getting two RB1’s to play with each other + Cooper and I’m not even sure we should want to pay for that.
  12. How is Flood “twisting in the wind”? He’s being asked to do his fucking job, and hopefully better than the way he’d previously performed it, until he isn’t. He’s being paid 7 figures to do so. What in the fuck is twisting here? Cam Coleman and Ryan Wingo are damned near identical players. Coleman dropped passes and had key fumbles this year and he also managed to mix in a couple of sideline tantrums for good measure, which we didn’t get from Wingo. The reaction on this board to Coleman is fucking idiotic. He’s a good WR with a lot of shit to clean up. There’s a part of me that doesn’t believe you actually watch games. Not just you, I guess, because this take keeps appearing with Baugh, but you for sure.
  13. Uhhhhhh, official school accounts should not respond to Xitter rumors
  14. Baugh will probably be so expensive that the RB2 will need to be a bargain. I don’t think Hawkins will be cheap
  15. Yeah, I agree with this. I don't think Sark wasted Quinn. I think he did what he could to maximize Quinn. Ultimately, the injury bug got Quinn and prevented him from reaching his ceiling here. Quinn had elite traits in effortless arm talent, great touch, and quick decision making. Those shined when he played well. He didn't have great pocket awareness when he had to hold the ball. And I think the injuries and playing hurt caused him to hold the ball more often than he would have otherwise. I think the injuries also contributed to some of the bad floaters we saw him from him at times. I think his main limiter at Miami will be same as here: ability to stay healthy.
  16. Ok, thats much worse.
  17. The Maxwell Football Club has announced a High School All-American Team. It appears to include kids from multiple classes. Out of 29 kids total on offense and defense, we have 3 signees - Richard Wesley Tyler Atkinson Jermaine Bishop Not too shabby. OFFENSE DEFENSE
  18. He has four jobs!! HC, recruiter, OC, babysitter. Give that man a raise
  19. Is Hawkins a home run hitter? Based upon my thorough 2.5-minute analysis, that seems like the type of compliment that Baugh would need. Also, Cooper and the white boy sounds like the name of a really dumb drivetime FM radio show. Insert fart noise here.
  20. It's true, we definitely just need more shitty fake reality TV about people dating
  21. In the future Authoritarian Dictatorship of Brisketexan, all medications and treatments will be administered in suppository form only. NowThis will be my Secretary of HHS.
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