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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
Brisketexan replied to Captainant's topic in Daily Texan
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get your passports ready. Danilo Lacalle on X: "🚨EXCLUSIVO: o Brasil irá receber um jogo de College Football em 2026. Vai acontecer em agosto do ano que vem com equipes da NCAA. Em breve mais informações. https://t.co/gspnNpRLcd" / X teams are undecided as now, but college football in Brazil in 2026.
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When he has to constantly scream that the prices we are seeing with our own eyes are not what we are seeing with our own eyes, it tells me we need to keep pressing the issue until his head explodes
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The way he lashes out to reporters is exactly how my grand mother behaved when she first started getting really demented and questions would confuse her or make her uncomfortable.
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This needs a condom
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1) Please provide a post, any post in this forum, where I have at any point claimed to know any inside information at all. A single post where I've claimed to know insiders. A single post where I've stated anything about any occurance within the Texas program regarding off field behavior by our coach, his wife or anyone. 2) Rather than answering questions that were just posted in an attempt to incorrectly call me out for having knowledge I've never in any post claimed to have I will instead run through the facts as we know them. (TLDR - Nobody will read any of this information. It will be mocked and no serious conversation will occur regarding it. Most Surly posters hate facts and logic. Prove me wrong.) Facts that have been established. - I know shit about fuck. I have speculated that I feel Sark should be fired based on the facts below. I have speculated it is a possiblity. I have also noted that it's very possible Sark will return. 1) According to Bobby Burton Sark missed junior day. He was told it was the flu. This has been documented in this thread. Burton is not the only source, others can be provided as needed. 2) Shortly thereafter some coaching changes were made, specifically in the secondary coaching. (Not fact - Some question the choices and that disagreement is supported by futher facts below) 3) It was announced in Feb that Steve Sarkians would forgo Spring Game and altered the method to an OTA more similar to NFL style giving the players the majority of the month of May off. 4) In the off season Sark did pull in any additional talent via portal in the off season at offensive line, running back, or secondary. 5) The following are results of the team from point 2, 3 and 4 with notation to (relevant fact number). All following Data is per CFBStats Offense Rankings: Total offense: #80 (4) Scoring offense: #64 (4) Rusing Offense: #103 (4) Passing Offense #50 (4) Sacks Allowed: #86 (4) Tackles for Loss Allowed: #106 (4) First Downs: #108 (4) Time of Possesion: #97 (4) Red Zone Conversions: #85 Third Down Conversions: #82 Of note: Arch Manning's #40 ranking in Passing All Games is the highest single stat of the entire Texas offense kept by CFBStats that I found. Please feel free to double check. Penalties: #119 (?) Defense Rankings: Total Defense: #23 (2) Rushing Defense: #6 (Possible counter point to #2) Passing Defense #91 (2, 4) Interceptions: #32 (Possible counter point to #2. Of note: 20% of production was from linebacker) Passes Defended: #62 (2, 4) Penalties: #119 (?) 6) It was report on August 10, 2024 that Steve Sarkisian and Loreal had filed for jointly for divorce. This was fact confirmed by Steve Sarkisian. 7) On April 4, 2025 Steve Sarkisian and his wife announced BOTH that they were getting back together and having a child, together. 8 ) Not fact but occurance - Post the Florida Loss rumors were circulated about the paternity of said child - I have no source to sight. I did not origionally post these rumors. I have not resposed these rumor. I have in no way stated those rumors are true. 9) On Oct 25th, 2025, the morning before the Texas game vs MSU, Dianna Russini reported that Steve Sarkisian's agents had reached out to the Titan's expressing interest in the NFL. 10) Later in the day on Oct 25, 2025 10) On Nov 17th, 2025 Desmond Howard made a cryptic IG post that Texas and Steve Sarkisian. Stating: "His misses his twins. He was also thinking, "Don't be suprised if that Texas job opens up at the end of the season. I'm not saying anyone is gonna get fired. There may be a mutual parting of ways. You dig?" Those are the facts. Now my opinions and observations 1) I find it very amusing that the majority of the folks who defend Sark's performace while at Texas by pointing out back to back CFPs flip the course and say you can't expect "National Championships every year" . On the other hand refer the the historical failures of Texas as the expectations we should continue to have. This despite the fact that it is clear Texas is among the tops in NIL funding and competitors both blue blood and not are meeting the expectations of fans. 2) I am amused and impressed that so many people are convinced their opinion or thoughts on a topic are actually facts. Then when called on that reality, move goal posts to meet their own fictional reality. 3) Based purely on the data above for this year, and the yes the HISTORICAL performance of Sarkisian he should be fired. I base this opinion on: A) Continued issues with under performance by QBs with a note that the performance issues are directly caused by play calling choices. B) A overall continued underperformance by offensive line. Also, in my opinion, caused by unnessecarily complex blocking schemes. C) An unwillingness or inability to properly evaluate HS prospects. D) An unwillingness or inablity to properly develop offensive players. Most noteably at QB and OL. E) An unwillingess or inability to recognize certain issues in talent at positions and making required moves in portal to address them. Most noteably OL, RB and WR. F) An unwillingness or inability to both craft and consistently deploy an offensive stragey that aligns to the skill sets and strengths of the players available. G) An unwillingness or inability to both plan for and make in game adjustment to the Texas offensive strategy to the best overcome the both the strengths and weakness of the opposing defensive players and defensive strategies we face. H) Continued and career long issues in red zone scoring efficency I) Continued and career long issues with 3rd down conversion percentage. This is due to poor scheme and play calling on 1st and 2nd down J) Continues issues with both rushing yards per game and time of possesion. These are obviously tied. K) A career long clear inability to put games beyond reach in the 3rd and 4th quarter. With the exception of terrible non-P4 competition this has been and remains a massive issue for Sark. I use an easy example of UTEP this year. (2024 - Vandy and Arkanas) (2023 - Houston and TCU)(2022 - WVU, ISU, Baylor) L) A consistent inability to win critical games against top opponents. (Washington, Georgia 1, 2, 3/OSU 1, 2) M) Pentalities, consistently, lots of them, lots and lots of them. All the time. Delay of game on YOU for not reading that faster. Pretty sure we just false started, no? Oh it was a hold. N) - DId you bother reading the offensive numbers in fact section 5. There is zero defense to having zero offensive stats above #40 for Texas 10 games into the season. Ever. 4) There is a lot of smoke going on. I don't claim to know who is fanning the flames. I don't claim to know their motivation. What I do know, is that someone is fanning flames. Of that I'm certain and I don't see how anyone else can doubt that reality. Now, what people continue to avoid asking is why someone fanning the flames? Who benefits? What is their desired result? 5) I suspect that a plan was hatched a while back to get Sark out of Texas. I think the wheels were put in motion likely prior to summer. That said, I think it was intended to be fully activated until the triggering events. I think conversations have been going on for a while in the back rooms about his replacement. 6) #5 is absolute and pure guesses. I have zero facts to support that other than the team performance above in facts. 7) I don't think what happens in the Arkansas or aggie game will have any effect positive or negative on the ultimate outcome of what will transpire regarding our coach. I think the cake is already baked and the powers that be are waiting for the next triggering event. 8 ) I openly acknoldege and want my last point to be clear. It is entirely possible I'm seeing something that is not what I perceive. That I am completely delusional. It is entirely possible Sark will return next year. I do not think my perception is reality. What is not incorrect is what a horrible job our HC has done this year. The data is indisputable.
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No one's acting like L'Oreal's stuff is being force fed at all, but nice attempted straw man. She makes the IG post, people see it and repost the content in different ways on different social media outlets and we (the Royal "We") stumble across it in those places. You acting like that isn't reality is what is comical. You pretending that is the equivalent of people making choices to log into and follow her on IG is, at best, equally comical and, at worst, sadly disingenuous. Your inability to grasp those facts and repeatedly taking the long road around doing so is actually quite entertaining, however. So, thanks for that.
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Fuck it, I'll go ahead and call my shot, Sark to the Atlanta Falcons after this season.
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Game Week Thread 2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
David Dennison replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I can say with 100% certainty that we are not the SEC's villain. Our three rivals maybe, but that's probably it. Maybe LSU. Maybe. -
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Reminder that 40-man rosters have to be finalized today by 6pm EST to protect them from the Rule 5 draft shit.
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If it’s a mutual “parting of ways” the nfl takes forever to hire and everyone has already fired their coaches in college so they will have a head start /or and most likely hired their new coach. So I feel like we are screwed. Unless we were able to hire a big fish that the other schools couldn’t hire. But we all know how that goes.
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https://x.com/tekkersfoot/status/1990898660503130159?s=46 not sure why it won’t embed.
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The House passed the vote with a veto proof majority. If Thune permits a vote in the Senate, it will be the same. Plus using the veto only to be overruled by both chambers seems really stupid
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fucking fox aired belgium-liech and this hampden drama was on fubo only fuckers
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Scottish player catches the keeper off his line and scores from the center line.
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https://x.com/tekkersfoot/status/1990898660503130159?s=46 every time i’ve tried to post a tweet today.
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