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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. I was a bit perplexed, when I caught it in my peripheral vision. Like man that looks like a dead body or a pair of pantyhose stuffed with sand. Nope. Just a sex doll named Sandy.
  2. I’ve had some really good fishing there but this wasn’t one of those times. Once you’re committed though, not much you can do about the surf.
  3. On the way home, a washed up sex doll at Mile Marker 35, erectile dysfunction at the buoy. Notice I have my 16 year old ShaggyBevo shirt on. best 30 seconds of that buoys life.
  4. Circling the wagons and camping at the Port Mansfield jetties Camp thieves
  5. Made a trip down PINS this last weekend with my brother, nephew and some work friends. Interesting trip. High tides, chocolate surf and driving 60 miles of beach was a beating, but still beautiful. Fishing sucked. But we found nice things. Old riveted panga. Some weird buoy thing that was rubber and acted like a trampoline. Another abandoned boat, I drove like a boss.
  6. The thing about bidets is they don’t clean the fucking toilet. The lid and bowl still looks like a 76 truck stop nightmare because my wife refuses to use the toilet brush and some Clorox wipes after a few eruptions.
  7. If it was the Kristofferson version followed by Sunday Morning Coming Down then it might have been me, and I offer no apologies!
  8. Sometimes he gives himself the creeps.
  9. You’re almost describing the Republican Party.
  10. This is about the pope, not the poop. It’s all poop in this fucking reality.
  11. Bumping because, well just because. What a wonderful world.
  12. Those were Junk. Named junkers even!
  13. He defiled himself the moment he left satans scrotum and entered Fred the Nazis urethra.
  14. OK then, it was 200 metric fucktons!
  15. They usually try to recover it. By filling it with ping pong balls.
  16. Actually I read several accounts of this story and it was at their house in Florida. Her father was sleeping in bed, she was trying to get some scissors out of a tackle box on a shelf, knocked the gun off the shelf and it went off, shooting her sleeping father in the head. So not a fishing trip, but still pretty ‘fishy’.
  17. Lots of trash talking in this thread.
  18. And giant clouds of mosquitoes.
  19. Precisely. It’s always someone else’s fault.
  20. 3/4” so far here in south Austin. Wife is gruntled but not impressed.
  21. Somebody needs to take Jon Voight's pencil and stick it in his ear. To the hilt!
  22. If I’m not using local I go here: https://www.corad.org/
  23. Squash leaves? Pffft. Fuck that, I’ve been saving ValPack mailers for seven years.
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