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Your Mom

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  1. We should have no clocks. Shit will happen when it happens. Planning things down to the nearest day is good enough.
  2. This is a lot of unnecessary mental gymnastics. He's not charged with choking. The charge is impeding breathing or circulation. You can do that with two hands, one hand, or no hands.
  3. He's been surrounded by NFL talent the last 4 years, how about those results?
  4. Responsible adults don't find themselves in situations where they are accused of choking their girlfriend (kinks notwithstanding). I'm not pronouncing him guilty, but he's a fucking idiot either way.
  5. What a fucking loser.
  6. That’s my band name. We mostly do Ted Nugent tribute stuff.
  7. Just take the phone and do nothing. They’ll be fine.
  8. I can’t sleep in a zipped up sleeping bag. I’ve camped in some really cold places and slept on top of snow. But the bag stays unzipped. Even a camping quilt with an enclosed toe box is a no-go, I’ll keep one leg out. At home the top sheet and blankets must be untucked on all sides. I just need to be able to move my legs and not feel the constriction. MRI machines, small rooms, etc.. no problem at all.
  9. Lay it on its back. Big crowbar.
  10. Thanks for posting that. I deleted my previous post about it. Been reading those rumors for a few days and I figured that had been long enough for the speculation to be proven false. I stand corrected.
  11. Duly noted, fair point. But the general idea of it being pretty fucked up still stands.
  12. Deleted. The speculation in the video was refuted and said to be inaccurate.
  13. I don’t know what method you’re using here, but Chris Hanson might be in your kitchen.
  14. Because here at Surly we hold grudges longer than a scorned woman. Have I told you my thoughts of the officiating in the 2015 Okie St game? Also, fuck Jeff Fisher.
  15. Meh… whatever works at Midway in a blizzard ought to work just as well everywhere else too. That doesn’t happen… holding short of a runway just before taking off. I don’t know what kind of botched up typing I did to accidentally quote some quotes inside another quote… but whatever.
  16. Had to have slid off an icy runway and flipped like a car. Looks like at least one wing is missing, probably for the better.
  17. I’d never heard of a Martin Mars before, but I can see from your post it’s a pretty big deal. We took off out of Oakland yesterday and I guess the FO was looking straight down at that airplane on our climb out. He mentioned seeing a really big seaplane right down there near Alameda. I couldn’t see it from my side I didn’t think much of it until I saw this post.
  18. They’ve been talking about modernizing system for at least 20 years. The money always finds its way somewhere else. I’m sure they have the money for it now, until they don’t when the next flavor of the month issue comes along. If they started training as many air traffic controllers as they could right now, it would still be many years before the ATC system was fully staffed.
  19. Hope this helps him lose himself in the music, the moment, and own it and never let it go.
  20. He doesn’t believe a single word he writes. He just writes whatever the Aggies expect him to write so the paychecks keep cashing. I doubt he’s even a fan and I bet he laughs every time he’s proofreading that drivel.
  21. Day 1 drive to Dumas, TX. Day 2 drive the rest. Don’t try to stop and see anything on the way. There is nothing cool. Just haul ass and get there. If the kids haven’t skied they need lessons unless you want them to hate it and never want to go again.
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