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When futureman was young he attended a summer camp where he got his anus fingered by a guy who looked like Orville Redenbacher.  That's why he has behavior issues.  You'd lash out too if popcorn reminded you of a trauma like that.  He deserves your sympathy, not your derision.

 

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11 hours ago, Chooky said:

When futureman was young he attended a summer camp where he got his anus fingered by a guy who looked like Orville Redenbacher.  That's why he has behavior issues.  You'd lash out too if popcorn reminded you of a trauma like that.  He deserves your sympathy, not your derision.

 

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You need to spoiler that shit. You're going to give the poor guy a PTSD-related heart attack.

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