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I assume Florida is about to beat the fuck out of Miami. Then I think:

-Filipe Franks

-Legitimately disconcerting attrition 

then I also think:

-Manny Diaz

so yeah, what the fuck? I go with a double digit UF win, I guess. I’ll be in Costa Rica, deep in the jungle. Hope it’s a great game and a ton of dickheads get injured. I can’t handle a resurgent Miami under a buttplug like Diaz, so hopefully QuasiMullen can make it happen. Fuck Florida and the SEC from there. 

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Miami is going to struggle to score points against UF. The UM defense is hyped, but they usually falter against teams with talent on offense like UF. I’ll say it ends up 31-10.

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17 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

Miami is going to struggle to score points against UF. The UM defense is hyped, but they usually falter against teams with talent on offense like UF. I’ll say it ends up 31-10.

I hope they end up deadlocked after max overtime.

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41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

so yeah, what the fuck? I go with a double digit UF win, I guess. I’ll be in Costa Rica, deep in the jungle. Hope it’s a great game and a ton of dickheads get injured. I can’t handle a resurgent Miami under a buttplug like Diaz, so hopefully QuasiMullen can make it happen. Fuck Florida and the SEC from there. 

Here's buttplug and QuasiMullen...

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I hate the U as much as the next person, but at this point in college football, all I can feel or see is dead red fuck the SEC.  Execute every last motherfucking one of them./Amanda Plummer

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14 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Hope it’s a great game and a ton of dickheads get injured.

you seem like a quality individual

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Florida v Miami...I will enjoy the misery of whichever fuck boy team loses

and that's fair

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5 hours ago, cafe society said:

I hate the U as much as the next person, but at this point in college football, all I can feel or see is dead red fuck the SEC.  Execute every last motherfucking one of them./Amanda Plummer

I'm not anti-SEC, just the schools who hired Saban disciples as a way to compete. Oregon, LSU, Georgia, A&M and Tennessee come to mind. Throw in Auburn and the originator of sin, Alabama, and that is the extent of my hate. 

Edited by Bevo

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On 8/17/2019 at 9:08 AM, Laga4 said:

I got curious and looked at Fla. depth chart.

He's listed as 2nd team behind a RsFr. 

He's starting.

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1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Mookie Cooper appears to be in some sort of trouble:

 

 

Love the enthusiasm, but you're a year off

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50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Obviously was from an earlier class, but posting here for the C   U   R   S   E

 

Torn ACL

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26 minutes ago, Hornsfan91 said:

Torn ACL

Bad news for the kid and Bama. Though I'd take a torn ACL over what I thought happened to him on this play

 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Now with correct name:

And home of the weirdest hype video of the year:

 

you should spoiler that thing.. there is 5 seconds of bouncing breasts in there

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

And home of the weirdest hype video of the year:

starts video ** 

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gets a little further ** 

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1 minute ago, Hornsfan91 said:

 

Now he can claim alcoholism as his defense and get a medical redshirt for this year.

OU sucks.

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17 minutes ago, Bear19 said:

Now he can claim alcoholism as his defense and get a medical redshirt for this year.

OU sucks.

Depression man, that allows greater sympathy. A Joe C. special.

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JimSo what did he really do? We know it doesn't actually have to do with violence against women, since that's practically a condition of every football scholarship at OU, so this clearly involves something else. Did he steal a dick from Riley's bag?

Edited by Walden Ponderer
Fucking autocorrect

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7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So what did he really do? We know it doesn't actually have to do with violence against women, since that's practically a condition of every football scholarship at OU, so this clearly involves something else. Did he still a dick from Riley's bag?

Impossible. Those things are indefatigable.

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Assaulted his girlfriend, huh? Well, if his significant other is indeed a female, all that really tells us is that she isn't an OU cheerleader. 

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