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Look, I work for the phone company. I’ve had a lot of experience with semantics, so don’t try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

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6 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Come on. What's the big deal? Just gonna put a little concrete in the washing machine.

And what's gonna happen?

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17 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

And what's gonna happen?

Well, it'll gonna mix up with the water, and then by the end of the cycle it'll be a solid block!

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I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief. 

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam pulled on the American public since One Hour Martinizing!

Always makes me think of

 

The Dewey Decimal System, what a scam that was. Boy that Dewey guy really cleaned up on that deal.

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I'm gonna pour one out for him tonight.  It was a rite of passage in the Chicago area in the 70's and 80's to skip school and get to attend one of the live tapings of the show.  

RIP, Frank Avruch

Fun fact, Bozo the Clown and another famous Chicago area clown, John Gacy lived just yards from each other at one point in recent history.  

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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

You’re living in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!

 

Favreau just kills this scene.  He's so annoyed.  Love it.

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5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

You’re living in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!

 

I think Lionel is hung up on a death from 2018.

 

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On November 5, 2019 at 9:56 AM, 4th&Five said:

You’re living in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!

 

If he didn't know who Bozo was, how did he know he was from the 60's?

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7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If he didn't know who Bozo was, how did he know he was from the 60's?

What are you hassling me for? This is just a gig, it’s not my life!

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4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why can't you be more like that Lloyd Braun??

You wanna sell computers?  I will show yooouuu how to sell computers!

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9 minutes ago, futureman said:

she has a taint.  I can’t see it but I know it’s there. 

This quote is very easily taken out of context.  Also, we never did figure out what was wrong with the "loser" girlfriend did we?  It was seen by George and Kramer, but never exposed to the audience.

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This quote is very easily taken out of context.  Also, we never did figure out what was wrong with the "loser" girlfriend did we?  It was seen by George and Kramer, but never exposed to the audience.

someone (not I) had a decent theory about that, posted earlier here or on shaggy.  perhaps they’ll chime in again. 

Edited by futureman

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I'll lie in the gutter like a bum, like a dog, like a mutt, like an animal! God forbid someone should help me or call an ambulance. No, that's too much trouble to pick up a phone and press a few buttons. Ahh! What's the point.

 

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Gah.  The mohel.

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According to Newsweek, The Daily Mail reported it had obtained police documents about the circumstances of Levin's death that claim Levin was found at the bottom of a 30-foot ravine, naked and wedged between two trees and that the Grants Pass Department of Public Safety report claimed that the body showed "signs of animal scavenging likely in the form of turkey vultures as there was evidence of bird feces on and around the body."

 

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<jerry offers george free super bowl tickets>
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you gonna pay for my hotel and airfare to miami?  so in order to use these I gotta spend like fifteen hundred bucks.  this is a bill for fifteen hundred dollars. 

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22 hours ago, McCroskey said:

"I'll tell you what's insane...the price you can get on a desktop computer."

Even still.

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