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luke duke

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  1. My best friend's older brother is a pretty big guy (6'4", ~400lbs) and can't really fit in an airplane restroom. He likes to brag about the time he was late to a flight from London to DFW, had to shit as he was rushing through the terminal and was able to hold it until he landed and got off of the plane.
  2. My wife is a UT Geo grad. She’s been an Environmental Consultant for most of her career. She just recently took a job with the federal government.
  3. Who the fuck has concrete at a “cabin”
  4. Please tell me she's playing in Texas soon. I'd like to make and sell a bunch of those shirts for cost.
  5. Just your typical band nerd, foreign hybrid driving, anti-liberal, secessionist seen in the Central Market parking lot.
  6. The Thermopop at full price is the best value on the market. On sale it’s really a no-brainer. I have a couple of unopened ones in the drawer for backup or an easy gift.
  7. Not necessarily the best move. The last years of a term life policy are the ones where the math is most in your favor.
  8. https://www.thermoworks.com/search.php?search_query=inventory%20reduction The Thermopop is an especially good deal.
  9. https://media0.giphy.com/media/ETpi8wtDhQbwBtK2vb/giphy.gif
  10. https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_ne/0261319
  11. My in-laws have more money than they will spend in their lifetime. Their dishwasher hasn’t worked for years. Every time we come over here my MIL spends half the time bitching about how much time she spends doing dishes (we all help).
  12. That’s pretty nice of you to invite a homeless guy over for Christmas.
  13. Doesn’t he owe someone some money for some basketball tickets?
  14. luke duke

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    What’s your address? My dog needs a new place to shit.
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