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Gil Bang

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  1. We've done that before, but they seem to get used to the device
  2. Same with my Dad. Every time I talk to him he's ranting about Trump being a stupid mofo Fucking Waltine.
  3. tell me more about these Brazillian options.
  4. every year about this time, a pair of mallards splash down in my pool. It's been going on for 4 or 5 years now; I assume it's the same pair but I'm not sure. How long do ducks live anyway? I chase them off, and they come back. The showed up late yesterday, and I chased them off. I'm enjoying a beautiful afternoon on the patio, and "splash", they are back. I chased them off again, but I expect them to be back tonight or tomorrow. We've had a fair bit of rain lately, and there are plenty of ponds and lakes in SoCal, and the local river, the San Luis Rey, has plenty of water now. But those mofos really love to shit in my pool.
  5. renamed after the "hood" worn by Klan members
  6. I love that photo of young Jimmy, wearing a suit, holding a late 30's Charlie Christian very similar to mine. Found it:
  7. So, the "somebody" is my GF, and she wants us to go to London for his Celebration of life in June. Starts at 2 PM, ends at 2 AM. Lots of musicians. I'm seriously considering it.
  8. Bitcoin ATMs are a thing in SoCal. They are in every shady gas station and liquor store.
  9. fuckface is going after another big law firm https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/03/addressing-risks-from-paul-weiss/
  10. Gabe Athouse
  11. Called it.
  12. SB is pretty great overall. Hit Fidel's.
  13. I smell corruption. Everybody knows that the Sheinbaum family is full of optometrists. It's practically the family business.
  14. If Harris runs, Harris wins.
  15. meh. I like her a lot, as an attack dog. I'm not sure I like her as an executive.
  16. A former border patrol agent pleaded guilty to two civil rights violations on Friday for demanding women expose their breasts to be admitted into the U.S., according to officials. Shane Millan, 53, was a United States Border Patrol agent at Wellesley Island in Jefferson County, New York, tasked with remotely processing immigrants crossing the southern border when he began making the demands. Millan’s role was to sign paperwork allowing immigrants to stay in the U.S. pending court hearings. Millan was charged with 4 counts of deprivation of rights under color of law in August, according to a release. He pleaded guilty to two counts Friday for “willfully (depriving) multiple victims of their constitutional right to be free from unreasonable searches,” according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office. “Millan further admitted that he told these women that his requests were for legitimate searches incident to admission into the United States, but he knew his demands to see the victims’ breasts were for his own gratification,” a release reads. In one instance in August, 2023, Millan falsely told a woman her file noted a chest tattoo and asked her to verify multiple times. When she resisted, he threatened to not sign the document. She then complied, showing her bare breasts “for several more seconds.” The woman’s 1-year-old daughter was present during this interaction. “Welcome to the U.S.A.,” he then told her, according to the plea deal. Recommended shit. beat me to it
  17. ha. the same assholes that tried to convince Dillo Pad that he would end up paying the traffic ticket despite the cop's typo. And what happened there? (checks notes) Nevermind.
  18. Quick sidetrack: neighbor here is a retired AA captain. His son also flies for AA, and his daughter-in-law WAS flying for AA, but she quit (instead of taking leave) to be a SAHM, and it's a trainwreck. Neighbor went to visit them, and money is tight. WTF? AA pilots make a great living. Oh. Neighbor goes in garage and counts over 50 unopened Amazon packages. Wife spends all day ordering stupid shit.
  19. just noticed it's on Paramount Plus. Ringo and Jack White open the show with "Matchbox". This looks fun.
  20. MOTHERFUCKER, HOW DARE YOU? THAT IS AN OUTRAGEOUS ALLEGATION. I DEMAND SATISFACTION. MEET ME IN THE TEXAGS.COM PARKING LOT AND PREPARE FOR A THRASHING!!! wait, what? (checks notes) Nevermind. Don't forget "I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED"
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