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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Nobody should want jurors who want to be there. Do your duty and suck it up.
  2. It's right there in the name of the first one if you look at my chart!
  3. By my count, we have the following four still on the table: Stetson South Dakota Wagner Longwood
  4. @BigOrange1 already picked Akron. @HornOnTheBayou @joeycovers
  5. Dammit! I wanted the Fighting Monsons! Grambling/Montana State @BigOrange1
  6. Agreed. I would prefer to make my own choice, but I don't object if anyone after me opts into this arrangement.
  7. Maybe these are all good album names for a single band. One of my proudest moments in life occurred when I was ~10-12 years old and on a family vacation. The hotel we were staying at had live bands in the bar area and a little chalkboard sandwich board thing in front of the entrance to advertise each night's act. "Cat Sass" was the name of the band one night, and I found their chalk and added an apostrophe so that it then appeared to proclaim that "Cat's ass" would be playing that evening.
  8. Does it also have an anus underneath? "Sphinx's Anus" would be a decent band name for the right kind of act.
  9. I seriously considered trying to get both McNeese and Samford, but settled on drafting just one or the other in both of these contests that I participate in.
  10. Don't forget the overdose of Ludacris in all the Nissan commercials.
  11. Looks like a little light teasing was all it took! You're up, @HornOnTheBayou
  12. ....so then the bald-headed parrot shouts to the rest of the party guests, "announcing the chicken fuckers!!!"
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  14. It's not just the postseason impotence - it's the style of play that you have to suffer through watching.
  15. The Capital One '80s supergroup montage commercial is not to be overlooked.
  16. I hope that Colorado State takes the air out of the ball for the entire second half.
  17. Can you imagine how furious fans of the various left out teams must be right now?
  18. He's taking a bath and called me in to brandish his penis at me while saying, "Look dad, I found a hotdog at the bottom of the tub!" ~~~~~ The other day he called his mother into the bathroom to show her a turd "shaped like a pistol." She did not appreciate it.
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