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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. This. He’s a fucking loser, and is losing in grand fashion, for all the world to see. Hey Don, you’re a fucking loser.
  2. Depends. And maybe some more depends.
  3. If the Texas Democrat 'party' had any semblance of sense, they would make commercials to air in rural and suburban areas of the state, blaring about how under republican leadership, Greg Abbott, Dan Patrick and crooked Ken Paxton, state leadership has stolen billions of dollars from your schools and given them to cronies and 'big city' private, charter and magnet schools, while your children go to the same broken down underfunded public schools.
  4. My beard is much more gray than that now!
  5. Donald J Drumpf, grabbing immigrant pussy, because no other pussy is willing. So much winning.
  6. I’ve had Brillo pads at my deer camp sink look more appealing than that.
  7. That’s a mighty small shingle to shit on, my friend, but you nailed it.
  8. I think aside from the railroad, they want to take the nuclear plant. Then use it to get the Russians out of Zaphorizia.
  9. Yeah, I’m up for “ Personal Finance, Stocks and Serious Bidness” or something like that.
  10. Seems like they've forgotten how Canada bombarded us with giant inflatable beavers in 2010.
  11. It’s apparently possible: https://www.food.com/recipe/bean-biscuits-407591
  12. Correct, I had a version of it last week, except with browned ground taco meat instead of bratwurst.
  13. Gavin Newsome fucked your wife, before she was ugly.
  14. Yeah, but where are corporations going to find the cheap ass labor to replace all the migrants they’re going to deport, without child labor?
  15. My mom made deviled tongue salad one time. A actually liked it.
  16. Welp so much for mowing the yard this morning. Brief downpour in 78748.
  17. Did they not order pizza?
  18. Your mom. $6.50 in a vending machine. That’s how stupidly easy it was. Any of it.
  19. Judge Roybeanbag

    Burgers

    This isn’t South Padre man, c’mon!
  20. And that my friends is what you should find scary. He shot at him because he was there. We are all “there” at some point.
  21. He’s gonna be rocking an eye patch within a week.
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