Jump to content

HornPhD

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    1255
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by HornPhD

  1. I’m turning 50 this year and will not trust any potential fart. That being said, I’ll probably shart multiple times. I’ll blame it on being drunk.
  2. HornPhD

    Magic mushrooms

    Did shrooms multiple times in the late 90s while living in Austin. Couple times in apartments and then venturing into neighborhoods (the counter guy at 7-11 knew). Eeyore’s Birthday once (I sat in the trees the whole time). Metallica concert (was there a guy hanging from the rafters?). The best was at The Tavern employee Christmas party. Upstairs was the party. Downstairs was open to the public. Coming down the stairs was like someone turned down the speed of a record player. I think all of these times were in the same calendar year.
  3. The guilt I felt while watching Texas kick ass is more punishment than any person deserves.
  4. Where’s the National Championship game next year?
  5. We’re at my SIL’s house. My wife cooked dinner for our family, her mom, our nieces, SIL, SIL’s live-in boyfriend, SIL’s best friend and her live-in boyfriend. SIL, nieces, and the boyfriend ate dinner with the boyfriend’s family. They did eat a 2nd dinner with us when they returned an hour later than scheduled. Good thing we’re heading home tomorrow or my wife would kill someone. My drinking schedule was uninterrupted, so I’m all good. Hopefully, my wife will be in a better mood tomorrow and give it up.
  6. Won my league with Kelce and Boone still to go. 1st ever title for me. Boyd and Colts D led the way. My opponent had three players with fewer than 5 points.
  7. Fucking Watson. At least Edelman’s output was close to his projection.
  8. Boyd, Kupp, Kirk, Boone (I have Mattison, as well), and White. PPR. Need one WR and one Flex. Boone, Boyd, and Kupp are rated the highest in FantasyPros based on our league’s scoring (43, 45, and 48, respectively).
  9. No information on Cook or Mattison is killing me. I’m in my league’s championship game and have Mattison; however, the guys on my bench could help my opponent. My starters (PPR): Watson Zeke Gordon Edelman Kupp Kelce AJ Brown James White Bench: Singletary, Boyd, Kirk, Slayton, Mattison On the waiver wire, I’m dropping Singletary to pick up Boone, Perriman, or Denver’s D. If I get Boone or Perriman, who do I drop to pick up a D?
  10. Check fantasypros for consensus rankings
  11. I second examining McLaurin v Williams
  12. Kupp’s TD put me over the top (+6) with only the Bills D left to go for me (they can’t score lower than -4 in this league) in a semi-final game vs the two-time defending champ. Zeke was huge for me; however, it was lucky that I picked up Forbath yesterday.
  13. Need to fill 2 flex positions from the following (PPR): OBJ White Kirk Slayton AJ Brown Singletary My starters are Watson, Kupp, Edelman, Zeke, Gordon, and Kelce
  14. The crash scene in Fearless was pretty good
  15. If you get one with fat on both sides, it won’t matter
  16. Wife and I saw Asleep at the Wheel last night. Great show.
  17. Last night’s show was in Berkeley
  18. Need two from the following (PPR): James White (KC) Tyler Boyd (Cleveland) Jamison Crowder (Miami) Devin Singletary (Baltimore)
  19. There was an article a few years ago about HRC’s approval numbers varying on whether or not it was an election year. I’m pre-gaming before the Asleep at the Wheel show or I’d look it up.
  20. Burt Reynolds’ character (J.J.) was named after the younger brother of a very good friend of mine. /csb
×
×
  • Create New...