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MissingInAction

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  1. I wonder if my lame faderal security badge would move the needle with the ice cocksuckers if i intervene in an abduction.
  2. Twisted Metal with metal gear a close second.
  3. Im not home but getting reports from neighbors of DPS trucks trolling our neighborhood. Fucking cunts.
  4. Ill be coming off my third round of chemo tomorrow morning so im gonna miss this one. Looking forward to updates from the surly resistance.
  5. Stay within eyesight of cover like a tree or rock. Fat people are great for stopping bullets. Why you see giant fat ass body guards around celebrities.
  6. Shit my dog has never run into the screen door; however ive run into it 1000 times.
  7. I just had a couple of doctors mistake me for their pancreatic cancer patient. Luckily we figured that out quickly.
  8. I always read Kenny Chesney in Cartman's voice.
  9. I get the feelling America is about to get sick and tired of being sick and tired. Shit is about to go down.
  10. Dotard invaded LA. advantage dotard.
  11. The plane is gonna crash anyway. Light em up!
  12. Worth it.
  13. If youre being tailgated in the right lane i can almost guarantee its a fucking loser in a ram douche mobile.
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