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MissingInAction

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  1. Are you kidding? Any language other than sixth grade level English will be verboten.
  2. Need pics of gf to confirm arrival.
  3. Steve Harvey is too goofy to be an evil corporate overlord personality. Alex Trebeck would have killed it.
  4. Smoking hot horny blondes is a Taylor Sheridan trope I can get behind.
  5. From what I've seen of these products is that they follow the same romance novel as follows: Always starts with a woman coming of age. Oh my the strife! Will my family make it? No! They won't unless this amazing penis and his demons which drive his every action towards the next ravaging will take my eager body to Montana. Stupid
  6. I just want to see Jerrah burn along with that shit box stadium.
  7. During tight times and a dozen eggs were only a dollar a 12 pack of ramen and a dozen eggs would get me through a week easily. I'd fortify the soup with a tablespoon of maza.
  8. Just so happens I have a can of Old El Paso ranchero sauce and shredded cheese. See y'all in the shart thread around 3am.
  9. Also the title of a gay porn, probably.
  10. You think I'm the only one? Your spam of shitty attempts at humor, and constantly parroting the dumbest shit on the Internet doesn't get you any fans. Just makes you a troll.
  11. Well you do post a bunch of dumbass shit, oh and you're a troll.
  12. Dated a girl from Odessa in college. Total hell cat. Only 100 pounds but could drink like a sailor, and always the first to get naked. Found out a few months ago she's a self proclaimed Christian Nationalist now running for a school board spot.
  13. I found this in my freezer, but I do not remember buying it. So either I picked it up at a gas station in a drunken fugue, or there's a burrito fairy.
  14. Please post your findings here
  15. I appreciate the sentiment, but really enjoy helping the party happen anyway I can. Booze and food is payment enough, but I still like chipping in whatever I can afford at the time.
  16. You should shit on her lawn and piss on her door.
  17. And?
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