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Blotto

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  1. Talk to me when they get a potbelly UW can find any money they need to fight a salary war with Bama if they choose. While the athletic department doesn't make as much as bama, the school is richer and the alumni are far wealthier just based on the fact that Microsoft is jam packed with UW grads and has been for years. I dont know if you've been paying attention to MSFT stock the last few years, but I'm guessing its appreciated far greater than the average confederate flag/crocs collection. Now they may decide that paying $15 million/yr is not something they want to do, but they could find the alumni to chip-in if needed. UW actually has a pretty die hard fan base.
  2. Belichik would probably take his own life if he had to spend any appreciable amount of time around those asshats.
  3. Probably none. I'm just saying I'd take Deboer 10 out of 10 times ahead of Lanning. We already know he owns Lanning.
  4. Yeah, I dont get the Lanning fellatio. He took over a team that was 12-2 &10-3 in Cristobal's last two full seasons (excluding 2020), and went 10-3 and 12-2. He's also 0-3 against Deboer/UW. He may be a good coach but I havent seen much from him yet as a HC that amazes me.
  5. She should just stroll out on stage wearing the strap-on everyone knows is the cornerstone of their marriage and just beat him viciously like a dog with it. "there's a new sheriff in the GQP, folks." Worst case, she can probably be dotards VP, if she can handle the orange saggy balls.
  6. Do you still use the yellow pages when you need to call blockbuster to argue about the rewind fee assessed on your last movie rental?
  7. I'm pretty sure Sark's contract was already gonna be in that neighborhood before Saban bailed. A lot of guys will get raises, and Sarks contract will reflect that fact. The dominos falling on this one will be amusing, at least until eventually one school hires from the NFL or cfb assistant pool.
  8. Give me odds on Urban. Dude is "only" 59. He got fired for being an ass-fingering loser at his NFL gig, but has won at all 4 cfb stops. If he could pull it off at Bama, he'd remove the losing stench from his last gig. Plus he's gotta be sick of listening to his cunt wife nag all day long. That broadcasting gig only provides cover during the fall.
  9. https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/230010099 Interestingly enough....
  10. Whenever you hear about a donor's daughter getting bottomed out, its always safe to assume its Joey Freshwater. Regardless of where he's coaching at the time.
  11. Not only that, but you have to re-recruit the same players every year with this bullshit "everybody gets to transfer whenever" policy. College football is a shitshow right now, so I can see why Saban would want to exit.
  12. Out of the coaches that Bama would consider, the vast majority will probably just use the opportunity for a pay bump at their own school. Nobody coaching at a school that can afford to match bama's offer wants to follow Saban at Bama. Jimmy Sexton gonna make another $20 mil this spring just in commissions for the coaching deals he's gonna orchestrate.
  13. $1M I think https://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/salaries/football/assistant/1873
  14. I wish I could get the email addresses for the 50K that tune in daily. Anyone stupid enough to listen to that meathead jack himself off every day is ripe for a fleecing. Just send them an offer to buy an Aaron Rodgers immunity coin for like $99.95.
  15. Congressional hearings are now like 6th grade recess. What a fucking joke these clowns are.
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