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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. They've got to be down below 50 combat ready KA-52s
  2. Her dad needs to double her security detail and hire a food taster.
  3. Those white Adidas must belong to an officer.
  4. Wonky Fun Bags sounds like the house band at Maggie May’s
  5. I like to point out Milroe wasn’t their problem. Their problem was our o line dominated their front 7 and made them quit in the 4th qtr. (I really like to emphasize that point). 13 plays, 4 first downs, 8 minutes…all on the ground. They knew what was coming and they couldn’t do a fucking thing to stop it. Physical. Domination.
  6. Man, my son had a swim meet at Round Rock high school over the summer. I was planning to go over to Hootie’s for the best cheese steak in Central Texas for lunch. I get over there and they’re closed on Sundays. Well fuck me, what am I going to do? There’s a Short Stop in the parking lot and I’m like “man, I haven’t had short stop in ages!”. I used to put down one of their 4/4/4 specials all by myself once a week or so back in the day. I get over there and those motherfuckers are as expensive as Whataburger now! I got a bacon cheeseburger, fries and drink and it was $12. And the burgers are still pretty small.
  7. South Austin's mom got her degree from Freddie Boom Boom Washington's school for hoes.
  8. I feel like the “prepare your anus” rep emoji was meant for this..
  9. If not banned for the shitty trolling attempts, he should be banned for the slur.
  10. Yea, feels like about 30 minutes of air operations could put this shit to bed. A little Brrrrrt and a few booms and we call it a day. Let the Brazilians clean up the mess.
  11. Isn't that pretty much what the Pac 12 commissioner did at the end of their game? Seems like it was just a "Congratulations to the Washington Huskies!" Handed DeBoer the trophy, and got off the stage as fast as possible.
  12. Brazil has an interest in keeping the road through Guyana open so Brazil has access to Caribbean ports, which is probably good enough.
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