Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Good God, the smell of burning chicken shit is horrible! I hope that everyone around that area is enjoying it right now.
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
So aggy is #1, with a head coach who was the hitting coach last year, has never been a head coach, and has less than five years as a paid coach on his resume. I get that they have a lot of talent, but how does that add up? Surely the abilities and experience of the head coach have to factor in as well.
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On what subject should you be considered Surly's resident expert?
Shit
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I bet that no other TV series was responsible for employing as many bass clarinet players as The Twilight Zone.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
What time is aggy's playoff game again? Oh, right. I was about to hit submit when I realized that every Texas playoff game is their playoff game. They're just jumping loyalties to every team playing against Texas. So, never mind. It's the Cotton Bowl.
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Happy New Years you surly bastards
Happy New Year, you Surly bastards. May 2025 be our Surliest year yet.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
FIGHT!!!
- 2024 Fiesta Bowl - Penn State vs. Boise State
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Were they coca leaves? Who the hell steals any other kind of leaf?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They would run them off. Mediocrity is the highest standard in aggyland. Nothing else will be accepted.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I just can't wait to come to this thread after Texas wins the NC so that I can read all the folks bitching that Ewers didn't win it three days earlier or some stupid shit like that.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
Most of my life I've been told that the Second Amendment exists so that private citizens can resist oppression. When a private citizen exercises his Second Amendment right to resist oppression by a millionaire who made his millions by refusing treatment for thousands of people, the folks who originally told me that lose their fucking minds. I guess that they didn't mean that kind of oppression.
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Happy Friday, assholes. You kidding me? Playoffs???
From way the hell over here TEXAS!!!
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Unless the other team figures out the frequency and zaps a couple of linemen while they're set. Recipe for false starts.
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Colonoscopy
Uh oh. They must have gone no lube on me, because I had nothing but air for almost 24 hours. I did learn to include some live culture yogurt or home fermented sauerkraut in a couple of meals after the procedure to help fortify the gut bugs. I didn't after my first one and had some gut trouble for a few days.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Miz Long sounds kinky. I bet she's thought about shocking your junk.
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Colonoscopy
Post colonoscopy farts are the only farts in your life that you can absolutely trust. There's nothing left in there to make an oopsie.
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Post a pic/gif/tweet that makes you say "very cool"
In October 2000 my dad, my brother, and I went camping at Lower Beaver Creek campground, just outside South Fork, Colorado. It was off season and we had the campground to ourselves. The squirrels had obviously been fed all summer by idiots who camped there, and were starving. When I cooked our meals I used one hand to mix, stir, etc., and the other to fend off demon squirrels, intent on stealing our food. It was highly annoying, and we all came close to being bitten. That guy isn't doing that marmot any favors by feeding it.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Because they're worth more to society.
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Getting old sucks
I live out in the county. No curb, no pick up, and no scroungers. Besides, that old thing was too torn up for even college students.
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Getting old sucks
We're getting a new love seat delivered, so yesterday I moved the old one out, stripped the metal from it to sell with some other scrap metal that I have, and took the rest to the dump. My back is making me grumpy today. I ain't 19 any more, for sure.
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Active shooter thread
But, I've been assured that nothing like this could happen at a private christian school unless the shooter is an outsider. No good christian kid would do such a thing. Must be fake news. I wish it was fake news.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Some of you would argue with a fence post, even if you had to kick the post to get the argument started.
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RED ONE....
I enjoyed the heck out of it, just for an escape for a while. But I have notoriously poor taste, as shown by being a part of Surly.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Put that plate in front of me and I'm removing all of it.