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RDCanecutter

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  1. Jug-Ears pulled two points worse than Trump, whatever that means. Probably nothing better than losing the potential Harvey-Updike-imitator vote. Though I do know one Goldwater Girl who flipped over to Jones because "he did a good job and I didn't want to vote for that football coach." Now that Tubs has been blamed for jacking up Space Force and the military in general, the Tech Warlords of Huntsville will probably raise up a get-things-done primary challenger. Might not matter unless Tubs smears more feces around or starts leching on 14-year-olds; Huntsville is a great place for getting an aerospace job, but for dominating state politics, not so much. In any case, we'll get to game it in entertaining fashion whenever he's in the next Republican primary.
  2. ^this. The rules are being gamed so even if Tubs comes around, there'll be another nut from somewhere else doing the same thing. I don't really care that he moved to Florida, I just wish he'd moved farther away than that.
  3. I hate to say it, but if you've got a spot on your liver, you want them to find it and stare real close at it. Hope it's boring. Good luck.
  4. It's a throwback adaptation to when we survived by eating rocks.
  5. Probably. But when I spy of Trumpkin Radio, they're all a-frothy at it in an angry way.
  6. I thought it was came from 1,000 years of Border raids in the middle of Old Northumbria (including the half that is now the Scottish Lowlands) then those guys proved useful for holding stolen land in Ireland. While there they gradually got more peaceful and industrious in the wool trade, so when the English knocked the bottom out of that they suddenly had thousands of unemployed Andrew-Jackson predecessors with wives and kids they could use to swarm the American back-country. Then sedentary lifestyles, processed foods, Fox News and Rascal Scooters appeared, and the scions of ancient cattle thieves turned into acid-spitting Jabbas. And that's all I've got to say about tha-at.
  7. I don't know why I would put anybody on ignore-- I pay good money to look at the freaks. Do, do what? Can you repeat that quest-- OH YEAH I DO GOT A MIRROR AT HOME YEAH THANKS SMARTASS.
  8. And you do have those colors a-poppin just like I like em. I expect riots at the exhibition.
  9. I love a good heavy easel that is like setting up a small artillery piece.
  10. Get you a cold Topo Chico, pour it in a glass, and dump a little rock salt in it and some more in the saucer. Replaced whatever I needed from beer for a good long time.
  11. They're all rarin at the bit to become tshirt artists and get richer'n fuck.
  12. If a prisoner had bonked her in the stomach with a broom and the fetus came out stillborn, they'd be tacking decades onto the sentence for killing an unborn child. Well which is it, baboon Texas lawmen, do I freeze, or do I hit the floor?
  13. Just one more thing on somebody's record when they die and go to hell.
  14. I love Mexico but I wouldn't buy anything bigger than a refurbished VW Beetle there. Easy getting in, but start doing conspicuously well and they've got you hanging by the toenails for whatever little consideration seems fair to them. Nobody ever lost votes milking the gringo. And that's if you're extorted legally. We are the current manifestation of Cortes and fair game. Of course people are friendly, and some will be real friends, but if Chicago got nuked people would cry for their dead cousin there, and if they didn't have a cousin there, probably a shrug. Some nacos would light fireworks and dance around all chuntaro style. I love Mexico but assholes are assholes. Funny, the French wrecked shop in half the country and probably killed more people, but they finally left and Maximillian died muy macho, so all is forgiven and the French are cool in Mexico. The White Guy speaking with a French accent on the telenovela gets laid and relaid. So maybe act French. And do something to give back locally, like volunteer English hour at a school or something. Costa Rica is a different beast. Mexico, for all its own shot-off toes, it's got a pride I respect. Maybe I was too much in touristy areas, but Costa Rica seemed way too ready to do back-flips for a dollar. I'd like to go back when I'm not counting college students every time the bus gets ready to move. Anyway, Costa Rica seems stable-- compared to its neighbors. Mexico can't control its own territory and has a history of grabbing shit back from foreigners.
  15. 10 years for rape and murder of a child seems excessively light. Who got paid off?
  16. Because living a lie is the only way to enter the creature's dimension.
  17. Probably has a unique name only those down at the "box" know.
  18. Guess the lens will fog up just a little bit more.
  19. I had lots of zigs and zags in the road, (apparently some of my friends think having 80+ different jobs is odd,) but the first breakthrough open-brain moment I remember, I was in 4th grade. A day or two before, I eavesdropped on an old feller having one of those consarn-it-kids-today monologues that a child would normally ignore, but one thing leapt out at me, and I paraphrase: "Kids today stay in school too long. If a kid can read and write, and multiply and divide, turn him loose and let him make a living." Next day in Minimum Security Juvenile Prison aka Elementary School, where we did things like watch a B&W film about Pablo and his donkey in Ecuador, and did vocabulary quizzes, and math tests, and I was making A's on them... THAT moment, I had a fuzzy telenovela flashback to the Old Man talking "if a kid can read and write, and multiply and divide..." YES! THAT IS ME! Why am I still in school?" I shoulda walked out. But they built a Star-Trekly modern annex where my 5th grade class was to be located. My revolutionary fervor was bought off with new carpet and the teacher who let me draw all I wanted.
  20. Catholics and Episcopalians will both give you wine. Real wine, not that heretical grape juice shit, and it's free. FREE. Problem is they never give you enough.
  21. Big Boy Sitting Next To Him Thinking: "If Lees aide hadn't wrapped those battle plans around cigars and then dropped them like a damn fool for the Yankees to find, we'd have been done with this Libtard shit once n fer all."
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