Everything posted by Murfdogg21
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
I love storm trooping, but why are we the visiting team?
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
Sports and Hollywood are stupid that in both, if someone commits a certain level of non-jailable crime, or says or does something not acceptable under current PC standards, there is an expectation that they must be fired (in addition to any criminal or civil punishment they face). In most cases though, the person can jump right back in after feigning a remorseful apology and have success with a new team/employer. Really, the entity that suffers most is the former employer that was forced to fire the dirt bag talent when society/media has little issue with them immediately resuming their employment elsewhere.
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THE College Football Playoff Rankings Thread [MICH,WASH,TEX,ALA]
Has @hookem17 let the coaches know they need to skull fuck Oklahoma State?
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Fuck Brett Yormark
We should have made the Big XII logo on the field a tear away, so the SEC logo could be revealed as the clock ticked down to 0:00 😂
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
I believe most aggy shit themselves about the prospect of playing Arch in upcoming SEC games.
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Fuck Big 12 refs
Then the refs will have to default to “zero holding calls or late hits against OU” that they’ve lived by for 20+ years of conference play.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
A few weeks ago some team made a bizarre (IMO) choice to go for 2 and it made me think of whatever stupid philosophy Mack adopted for a few seasons. I couldn’t remember exactly until Mack did it last night. Down 17 to Clemson, they scored a TD. Logic says kick the xp and be down 10 because: a. you’re down two scores regardless b. a TD+xp+FG will tie it c. If other team gets a FG, 2 TDs for you would win it vs. if you fail a 2pt your 2 TDs would tie in this common scenario d. Sometimes fluky safety shit happens in college ball, so take the gimme XP now and possibly attempt the 2pt later. Nope, Mack goes for 2, and doesn’t get it, so he’s down 11 and would’ve had to go for 2 AGAIN just to tie it when he could’ve kicked two xp’s. I remember some Mack loyalists on shaggy used to defend this shit with logic of “go for 2 now; if you make it you can kick xp later for the win and if you don’t make it you can go for 2 again later to tie!” That’s stupid, if you want to be aggressive and play for the win, you can go for 2 on your next TD. If you zealously believe 2pt conversion odds are >50%, have some balls and go for 2 after every TD.
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Matt CUNTbell is a cunt
He tries to compensate for poor decisions by overuse of profanity.
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2023 Houston Texans thread
If the 2024 uniforms don’t look like this (preferably with a white helmet), it’s a major fail.
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2023 Houston Texans thread
Will Anderson has been a top 10 guy at his position this year, maybe top 5, according to the advanced stats. He's an absolute monster in the making. Yeah, I like Anderson and am glad he’s on the Texans. I also think Caserio overpaid based on everything that came out after the draft. They could’ve given up #33 or next year’s #1, but they didnt have to give both. AZ wanted out of the #3 spot.
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Marvel Cinematic Universe the Endless Phase: Tripping Balls (Spoilers)
How many JC Penney catalogs did you get crusty in the early 80s?
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Phatterson
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2023 Houston Texans thread
Would’ve been nice to get Sauce and either Jordan Davis or Garret Wilson/Chris Olave in the 2022 draft though. Whiffing on Stingley and aggy guard then overpaying for Will Anderson makes the Watson trade feel empty. Effectively, Texans gave up Watson and their #33 overall pick in 2023 for Kenyon Green and Will Anderson.
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Marvel Cinematic Universe the Endless Phase: Tripping Balls (Spoilers)
^Yeah. Phase I-III was a hell of a build up with great actors and big name character. There could have been audience fatigue, but abruptly going to the B-team of characters was going to hurt regardless. Right or wrong, a lot of people won’t give a shit about the girl power movies or shows with primarily female casts. Black Panther was doomed when the lead actor died. They need to run with Spiderman, do an awesome new version of X-men, and recast the main Avengers characters.
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Coaches needs to be aware that losing to Iowa St and beating Texas Tech could still leave them out of the CCG
Sorry linux, Sark gets his strategy from MS-DOS.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Did the aggy president refer to this as a “7 and a half year decision”?
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Jonathon Brooks is a Bad Mother Fucker
The TCU player rolled into his lower right leg right after his foot planted, and his knee bent inward. This was much more likely when an ACL would be torn than the alleged dirty foot twisting.
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2023 Houston Texans thread
Luv ya H-town Blue!* *coming 2024
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2023 Houston Texans thread
Why wasn’t there a “defenseless receiver” penalty when they kidney shotted Tank in the 2nd qtr?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I see you
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Jonathon Brooks is a Bad Mother Fucker
It’s like none of you have ever been at the bottom of a pile. Players will try to bend your fingers backwards, grab and twist your nutsack, gouge, whatever. Grabbing his lower leg and twisting as they were hitting the ground may not have even been intentional.
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Jonathon Brooks is a Bad Mother Fucker
Hopefully an MCL strain and nothing torn. If it is only the meniscus, unfortunately for his future arthritic knee, they would probably “clean it up” (aka cut it out) arthroscopically so he’d be back for combine. Fingers crossed for him and the MRI.
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Star Wars - Ahsoka
She doesn’t blink during sex either.
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Chemical Explosion in East Texas
A few years back while eating lunch with 3 coworkers, out of the blue one of them says “You know that chocolate fountain at Golden Corral? How many times do you think an employee stuck his dick in it after hours? Sorry, I don’t know why I think of random shit like that.” Then the other 3 of us admitted some version of that had previously crossed our minds.
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PSA: Fall back tonight
The most common argument FOR standard time (or switching to standard time in the fall) is kids (especially northerners) shouldn’t have to get on the bus in the dark. Counterpoints: 1. Is it better that they get off the bus in the afternoon in the dark and have zero daylight to play with friends after school? 2. By December it’s dark until after 8am up north so it will be dark in the morning anyway. I am Team permanent DST; during the winter I’ll take that hour of sunlight in the evening over wake up time.