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hookemATL

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  1. You mean like the part where Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman make sweet love? You’re right, that could be a distraction.
  2. Putting up the surly signal for some help with a really sweet dog that needs a home. a little background: Stella was adopted out of the Bastrop county Animal Shelter in December of last year (believe she was 2-3 months old). She joined our other farm dog, Shiner, out at my folks place/farm. Very cute puppy phase, excitable and a bit hard to train, but very sweet and loving (gentle and great with my two young kids). however, over the past several months, she has made it a point to target and kill chickens and geese. Not sure if this is just a predator drive situation, but typically she just mauls them and plays with the corpse. We’ve had chickens taken by yotes before, this is clearly different. In addition, she’s taken to digging pretty large holes in and around the house which creates trip/fall hazards for my folks. the dogs have a comfortable dog run where they can chill while the birds are out during the day, but when they are let out at night/evening Stella goes ape and will dig/fuck with the chickens/etc the net of this is my folks have asked my help in finding a new, good fit of a home for this dog. She is very loving, active and I think could take training well (originally this dog was intended as a “gift” for my sister, but she hasn’t really made the effort to get this pup settled down a bit). I actually think she would do well in a home with a yard, as long as she gets the attention/walks that a high energy dog like this needs. This is not an aggressive or “problem” dog. I just think some dogs don’t work as farm dogs, and she just happens to be one of them. She’s about 45-50 lbs, and I don’t think she will get too much bigger. No idea on her breed mix, but she’s a gorgeous pup. anyway, any help/advice yall could offer would be wonderful. This is pretty difficult for me as I can help but love her very much. Photo bomb for attention.
  3. These fucking losers!! Not me though… not. me
  4. Damn right. These layabout kids in my house need some time in the foundry / sweatshop and start contributing to the family.
  5. Is it sexy or weird that this is my orgasm noise? Wife is not a political junkie so she never gets the reference…
  6. Someone strap some pontoons on Paula Deen and take the Forest Gump bench to higher ground!
  7. texdude2006? He was an avid red wings fan maybe? Maybe… or my early onset dementia is potato pancake in my pants.
  8. Go sports go! Come on Scottie🤘
  9. You see the little girl left the cups of water laying around because it helped defeat the aliens (who, despite this critical weakness came to a planet covered in water), and not because she WOULDNT PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING DISHWASHER LIKE I ASKED THREE GODDAMN TIMES. My dad despises his films (refers to him as m night shamalamadingdong) BUT he was pleasantly surprised by 6th Sense only bc Bruce Willis was dead the whole time (another entertainer he irrationally despises). The Happening should have been prosecuted in The Hague as a war crime.
  10. Now go back and waste your money again like a good American.
  11. My daughter flashed the biggest grin when I told her that he is a Longhorn. 🤘🇺🇸
  12. “Hey girl, I’m 6’ 1 & 13/16” tall. So…yeah.”
  13. I’d like heavy consideration to be given to Willie Nelson for president and Alexandra Daddario for vice. I think this ticket makes a lot of sense for a lot of reasons.
  14. I announce my candidacy. I’m running on a platform of legal weed, free breakfast tacos for everyone everyday, and wet wipes / bidets in all public bathrooms. America works the best with a clean anus!
  15. what about demerits? or frowny faces on our daily progress report? or check-minuses? make sure you clear the plan with daddy imma/blacklab before we implement these important changes to mollify your concerns.
  16. Lola (RIP best dog ever) our Aussie, used to dig up/find squirrel corpses that we had disposed of in back pasture and bring them to the door. She even dug up shallow grave critters that we put in the ground to try and keep her from the corpse play. Nothing like a dog that loves the smell of rotting flesh and wants to share it with the family!
  17. How much time is actually gained by being a cunt and standing up/forcing foward? Has to be maybe 3 minutes? If you are going to miss your connection, that sucks and I have been there but STILL did not stand in the aisle and press forward. This is all not to mention the crowding of the aisle, should an emergency/medical issue for someone arise. I feel the same way about those people as I feel about morons speeding and driving recklessly. Willing to put others at disadvantage and/or danger just to get where they want. Nowadays when I travel for work, I try to put myself into an observer/people watching mindset so I can just enjoy the insane/hilarious shit that grown adults do in the airport/on the plane. Shit I would never even deign to consider doing in public/that situation, these folks will just flagrantly fuck over whomever they can to get even a scintilla of an upper hand. These are the same people that do not return their grocery carts in the parking lot. I don't want to sound like a demon, but I would be fine with these folks going to reeducation camps to learn how to abide by the social contract.
  18. Unfortunately I found Brie doing a Nazi salute the other day. Looks like she might have been radicalized online, though she is half German / half French so maybe it’s a Vichy government type deal.
  19. This is hitting for the surly cycle. Thank you for the example you are setting for others.
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