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Brisketexan

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  1. I don’t disagree with any of this take. It’s spot-on. The Schroder-Merkel entanglement with Russia was a massive miscalculation bordering on evil (and Schroder went all-in on sucking Russian dick). But what’s important here is that Sanna Marin loves me.
  2. You’re right. But here’s the thing: Bozo also isn’t wrong. A huge chunk of Trump voters actually favor universal healthcare. They just vote against their interests and actual policy preferences because they are idiots, shitty people, etc…and because the Dems can’t communicate for shit.
  3. I am lucky in that I was able to talk my parents through that phenomenon. It started in the email FWD:FWD:FWD: era. My mother would get an email about gangs flashing headlights, and AIDS needles in payphone coin returns and all that shit, and I'd gently explain that it was bullshit, citing sources (introduced mom to Snopes early on), and explained the phenomenon of the internet being a fountain of utter bullshit, and your FIRST instinct should be to assume all such stories are FALSE. It took a few years, but eventually, my mom turned into one of the people who would gently correct HER friends when they sent dumb bullshit to her. But again....I caught it and addressed it EARLY.
  4. Yep. Median IQ is (by definition) around 100. Think of how....not smart....people with a 100 IQ are. It's not great, folks.
  5. European state leaders have brought it SCRONG the past few years. Estonia, Finland (well, their last leader), Italy. If I could book that package for a vacation ("book our sexy time with European leaders package!"), hell, my wife might even let me book that trip. Throw in Germany's Annalena Baerbock (just elected president of the UN General Assembly....and newly single), and the euros are bringing smart, strong, attractive leadership energy. I'm here for it. Meanwhile, we are firmly locked in the "decaying octagenarian white male" leadership model. You can choose from among multiple imitations of the Cryptkeeper! F that.
  6. They best shut up. Loomer will win. Because she offers the two things that get Trump excited: insane, irrational hate, and complete fawning devotion to Trump. Remember, she has the president's ear, and wants to deport all 65 million hispanics in the US, legal status/citizenship be damned. She actually said so. And Trump is doing what she says.
  7. All he does is lie, as well. Nothing about success? There is LITERALLY a whole segment devoted to "American Enterprise" and the various ways that American business has supercharged the country and the world. But, I guess he has a point....there's probably not a wing devoted to crooked real estate developers and game show hosts and how they can con the American public, so....point made.
  8. I'm presuming the good Christian white folks in Leander, like this gal, largely voted GQP in all races. So, you get this result: https://www.kvue.com/article/news/education/schools/leander-knox-wiley-middle-school-bus-routes/269-cc22138a-f16f-4d8f-9ed6-9947e6953ec0 "Leander mom says her kids have a 40-minute walk home after being denied bus access As the new school year gets underway, some families are struggling to find a safe way for their kids to get to school and back." School funding slashed to the bone. As a result, schools cutting wherever they can, including bus service. Walk 40 minutes each way, little Timmy. Toughen up. Bootstraps and all that. I know, I know....all of these funding cuts/failure to fund are just to get back at all those durned freeloading illegals and whatnot....not us good Christian white folks!
  9. Yeah, Ashley. Those aren't your only two options. You've already engaged in sex for money. It's not like you'd be breaking new ground.
  10. "All penises are detachable." - Lorena Bobbitt
  11. Yeah, they never even broke those out. But they were quite amused by the "Texas-shaped crisps" we had at dinner the night they arrived. They VERY quickly developed a strong affection for HEB and Trader Joe's (man....chicks love Trader Joe's).
  12. Correct. These were....mediocre. But good enough.
  13. Dude. Do you even cop? EVERYTHING justifies the use of force.
  14. Which works out super-great for us, because the American voter is dumber than a box of rocks.
  15. Yo tambien. And almost literally in the exact same sort of location as PR jr. Window looked out on the stadium, maybe 150 yards away. It was indeed an easy "commute" home after numbing myself blind with booze watching McWilliams teams "play football."
  16. If it happens, you won’t hear about it. The regime will just declare it didn’t happen.
  17. 9/11 killed a shitload fewer Americans than Trump’s shitty COVID response…as just one example.
  18. So, you now know what we look like when we’re posting….
  19. I love the quasi-reenactment of the Faith+1 album cover. The whole thing just screams “authentic” and totally not “self-important posers,” no sir.
  20. Yep. Translation: the FBI apparently needs someone with actual experience and skills to run it. And the two meme-lords in charge weren’t that.
  21. Huh. I had caribou filet mignon once, and it may have been the best piece of game meat I've ever had.
  22. One hopes that in the afterlife, he encounters....Pussy Galore.
  23. I mean, the No Gestapo in Bastropo fucking dipshit morons were actually onto something with their W "Miss me yet?" shirts, they just tied them to the wrong goddamned president. Go back in time. Look at that picture, as you looked at it when it first came out. Now, imagine future you stepping into the room, and telling you "oh....yeah....here's the thing. Shit gets SO much dumber than this." You'd have thought that future you was high on crack and meth combined after suffering a horrific TBI. How could it POSSIBLY get dumber than this?
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