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mr. sunshine

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  1. She’s got an incredible body and a pair of titties that make you want to stand up and beg for butter milk. Ass like a ten year old boy. Bwahahahahaha!
  2. A 22 year old Bose 321 and the 6-7 TVs it survived
  3. I’m usually pulling for whoever beat us but gotdamn Stanford. Man the fuck up
  4. What do you do? I’m retired. What did you do? Welder. Acetylene? Mig? Tig? Any of it. If it can be welded, I can weld it. Cast iron? Yeah. I don’t mean braze. I didn’t say braze. Pot metal? What did I say?
  5. Dear God please let us be really good in ‘25 and ‘26 because there would nothing better than kicking the ever living shit out of Ohio State and I know you hate them too. Amen
  6. Well fuck. Succession ends and now this. I’ve got no shows now
  7. Math. How does it work?
  8. Casino. I read that it was supposed to be a sequel to Goodfellas which is damn near perfect. DeNiro and Pesci I guess. When I saw it at the theater I was disappointed. It’s got it’s flaws but I’ll be damned if it hasn’t grown on me over the years
  9. I used to see him on occasion at a church pancake breakfast before we moved. Good dude BTW
  10. Just watched Se7en again. The academy should have arranged some kind of best co-actor awards for Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt. They play off each other like Page and Bonham. Instead Tom Hanks wins for going full regard
  11. When I was a little kid I’d always watch Walter Cronkite with my dad so CBS ride or die
  12. Good question. God seems to be super concerned about the NFL draft
  13. Not to derail the fucked up movie thread but if I’m flipping channels and this is on I have to watch it to the end. Good, solid, violent story and what a cast. Although I do have to turn my head when hot ass Helen Mirren gets mummified
  14. They were showing it at Dobie in the 80s so when a buddy and I read that the county attorney was going to shut it down we couldn’t resist. We were thrown out for being too loud and drunk. While we’re on the subject… Haven’t read the whole thread. I assume this one has been discussed
  15. I had the dog’s direction of travel backwards. I thought he ran into the worm’s asshole and out the mouth. Instead he ran into the worm’s mouth and out his asshole which is admittedly less Cronenberg-esque. Then there’s the puke
  16. I’ll bet you wear high heels
  17. If it hasn’t been covered already the Trio flea & tick medication ad with the dog running into the giant worm’s asshole, emerging from it’s mouth and then the worm pukes and dies. It’s like a 15 second Cronenberg movie
  18. I think most humans have toes and might like to wiggle them on occasion. Didn’t realize they originated in California but I’ve noticed most folks who bitch about California are Yankees from some rust belt shit hole
  19. It was on a local station this morning during the news so now even guys like my 80 year father can uncomfortably enjoy its terribleness
  20. Whatever it takes to get an Atomic Blonde sequel. Multiverse that shit if you have to, Hollywood
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