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OU thread of hate filled haiku - 2019 edition


Walden Ponderer

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Move out of the way
My double wide's coming through
To get to Dallas

My porch caught on fire
Ruined the deck furniture
Killed 19 hound dogs

Sooner born and bred
When i die i'm Sooner dead
Sis gives Sooner head

Hello thar, stranger
You must not be from round here
You still have yore teeth

Thong string bikini
My cousin is wearing it
Passions are inflamed

Autumn has begun
Granny's mullet wistfully
Blows in the fall breeze

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