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Lol, watching the DET/TB game and the goal horn is malfunctioning and going off every minute. You can tell it's fucking with the players.

Jets take 5 of 6 points from the Leafs in Toronto for 3 games. Then, the Leafs fall to Ottawa. Hope nothing is falling apart there.

Harsh call on Tanev but gnarly check into the boards. Tinardi got ktfo.

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

yeah, the situation there is pretty bad. makes me wonder if the owner is trying to move the team

Are we excited about ESPN getting broadcast rights?

Ehhh...

 

Always liked hockey but never got big into it, from Houston so no NHL team to interest me, although I always liked the Stars.

But this year my coworkers asked me to join a fantasy hockey league. Picked Connor McDavid with the second pick and David Pastrnak (was hurt when draft occurred) with the 19th. I’m in 1st haha. Only manager from south of Kansas in league.

Killin it! Been watching a lot of hockey. Adopted Edmonton as my squad here, by default, guy who picked first laments the McDavid pass often.

Hockey is awesome.

On 3/20/2021 at 11:32 PM, The Earl of Texas said:

Always liked hockey but never got big into it, from Houston so no NHL team to interest me, although I always liked the Stars.

But this year my coworkers asked me to join a fantasy hockey league. Picked Connor McDavid with the second pick and David Pastrnak (was hurt when draft occurred) with the 19th. I’m in 1st haha. Only manager from south of Kansas in league.

Killin it! Been watching a lot of hockey. Adopted Edmonton as my squad here, by default, guy who picked first laments the McDavid pass often.

Hockey is awesome.

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Well, you’d be car-less, homeless, & possession-less. 

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Referee Tim Peel will not work another game in the NHL after getting caught saying he "wanted to give" the Nashville Predators a penalty in their win over the Detroit Red Wings on Tuesday night.

NHL senior executive vice president of hockey operations Colin Campbell made the announcement Wednesday morning, saying that Peel would "no longer be working NHL games now or in the future."

Peel, 53, was due to retire after this season. He has been an NHL on-ice official since October 1999 and had refereed 1,334 games entering this season.

"Nothing is more important than ensuring the integrity of our game," Campbell said. "Tim Peel's conduct is in direct contradiction to the adherence to that cornerstone principle that we demand of our officials and that our fans, players, coaches and all those associated with our game expect and deserve. There is no justification for his comments, no matter the context or his intention, and the National Hockey League will take any and all steps necessary to protect the integrity of our game."

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/31127110/referee-tim-peel-banned-hot-mic-call-nashville-predators-penalty

the trade deadline blitz begins with the inevitable dismantling of the Sabres. What a dumpster fire. 

 

8 hours ago, maninblack said:

Not NHL but let's fucking go Bemidji!

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Notre Dame and Michigan both lost to Covid.  

 

On 3/26/2021 at 3:18 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the trade deadline blitz begins with the inevitable dismantling of the Sabres. What a dumpster fire. 

 

Eric Staal is happy as hell to get out of that cesspool. 

Sabres finally get a win. 18 game losing streak is over. First win since February 23. These guys are the Kansas Jayhawks of the NHL.

 

 

Detroit’s takin’ it to Tampa Bay. They just went up 4-0 before the end of the 2nd period. And this isn’t a good Detroit team.

Damn, this sounds like big trouble:

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More than half of the players on the Vancouver Canucks have tested positive for COVID-19, a source confirmed to ESPN. Additional names are expected to be added to the team's COVID-19 protocol list besides the 14 who appeared on Saturday.

Some players are symptomatic, and according to several sources there are a few who are in "rough shape." One Canucks player told ESPN he hadn't heard from a team representative about any players going to the hospital, but he had heard of teammates receiving IV treatments for severe dehydration, presumably at their homes. A source told ESPN that at least three Canucks coaches have tested positive for the virus as well. In addition, many family members of players have tested positive and are experiencing symptoms, according to sources.

"Fatigue, dehydration, the symptoms are intense," one agent of a Canucks player told ESPN. "It's knocked a lot of guys out. Some can't even get out of bed."

A source confirmed to ESPN on Saturday night that the more infectious P.1 variant of COVID-19, which was first found in Brazil, has been found among several of the cases affecting the Canucks, the first known cases of the new variant among NHL teams this year. That news was first reported by Canada's Postmedia. The Vancouver region has recently become a hotspot for the P.1 variant.


The NHL had initially planned on closing the Canucks' practice facility until at least April 6 with the team returning to action on April 8. However those dates are expected to be pushed back, as this is the worst outbreak for a team in the NHL this season. The NHL is hopeful that the Canucks will be able to resume play this season, though decisions will be made on scheduling in the next few days, as more information is gleaned about how players are recovering.

 

^it's pretty much the whole team now. sucks

and the trade blitz is on!
APRIL 7: New York Islanders acquire forwards Kyle Palmieri and Travis Zajac from the New Jersey Devils in exchange for forwards A.J. Greer and Mason Jobst, a first-round pick in the 2021 NHL Draft and a fourth-round pick in the 2022 NHL Draft. | Palmieri, Zajac traded to Islanders by Devils

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Nick Backstrom ... game #1000 tonight.  What a great (and largely underrated) player he has been and continues to be.

Go Caps!

On 4/15/2021 at 5:37 PM, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Nick Backstrom ... game #1000 tonight.  What a great (and largely underrated) player he has been and continues to be.

Go Caps!

great, yes, underrated, not a chance.

What I've noticed from the last few Blue Jackets games, as a goalie, you know you're straight up trash if you're the backup to Joonas Korpisalo.  

lots of curious broadcast changes this year. first FoxSports/Bally and now NBCSN dropping NHL. What the fuck else do they show? Cornhole?

so will it take Tom Wilson paralyzing or killing another player for the league to put an end to his bullshit?

 

That's what happens when they try to cut down or eliminate fighting.

12 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Six fights in the first 5 minutes.  Caps 4-1-1 …

That's a clear protest against that bs 5k fine. What a joke

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

That's a clear protest against that bs 5k fine. What a joke

NYY came out swinging fists, then sticks, and still lost to the Caps, 4-2.  Boo fucking Hoo.

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