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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0

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43 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

This is going to be a really fucked up year.

It’s going to get much worse

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Holy shit this is way worse of a PC than I expected. Literally we're taking over for oil. Not even hiding it.

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Oh, we're fixing Venezuela's oil infrastructure, so that they can make more money. That's what Dotard just said.

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All of this was spelled out in the fascist manifesto, Project 2025. More atrocities to follow.

Jeff Bezos needs to go to prison

Now he's in the freewheeling phase, yammering about the national guard deployments and how they saved DC, Los Angeles, New Orleans.

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

We didn’t create a power vacuum. We left Maduro’s VP in power.

She's on a flight to Russia.

This streamlined PC has assured us we're ocuppying Caracas, DC, Memphis. New Orleans, and LA.

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Global laughingstock this moron is.

A “mental institution isn’t as tough as an insane asylum but we got them both”

"The Monroe Doctrine is a big deal. But we superseded it. By a lot. They now call it the Donroe Doctrine."

Are you fucking kidding me?

Rubio looks like he’d rather be in gen pop at Rahway getting pegged to death.

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"The Monroe Doctrine is a big deal. But we superseded it. By a lot. They now call it the Donroe Doctrine."

Are you fucking kidding me?

Did he really say that?

So we're just pretending to be in control right now?

Lmao did he just say one of the biggest attacks on sovereignty last night?

1 minute ago, safe sex said:

Did he really say that?

He sure as fuck did.

Watching the last remnants of Rubio's soul leave his body during this PC is.... something.

Did he just call it an attack on sovereignty?

First words out of Hegseth's mouth: "Finally a Commander in Chief that the world respects".

Not surprising in upside down world that these people have this bizarre misunderstanding of the word respect.

Watch Hegseth's hands. He looks like he's about to touch it behind that podium.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Did he just call it an attack on sovereignty?

Yep.

Can someone explain how Venezuela stole the oil under Venezuela from us?

God, fuck these guys so much.

Trump's already having a hard time keeping his eyes open while Cane gives his briefing.

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Whiskey Pete: “F around, found out.”

We are not serious people.

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Trump's already having a hard time keeping his eyes open while Cane gives his briefing.

I think I just watched him fall asleep standing up.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I think I just watched him fall asleep standing up.

Face is drooping and his mouth keeps sagging open.

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I'm starting to think There Will be Blood is an allegory of American imperialism.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Whiskey Pete: “F around, found out.”

We are not serious people.

this might be the worst press conference ever

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The Sec'y of War is a fucking 14-year-old with a pocket full of roofies.

"Self-defense engagements"

Yeah, Hans Gruber's guys were defending themselves from John McClain.

I feel like we have surpassed the "America fuck yeah!" from that satire movie with puppets. That seems quaint now.

4 hours ago, LongestHorn said:

A Chinese diplomatic envoy was in Caracas. This is all about keeping their oil straw off our Monroe doctrine.

*Donroe

"I guess we saved $50 million dollars!" (Rubio)

"Don't let anyone claim it. Except us!" (Trump)

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

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Rubio's poker face coach is a wizard.

"We're gonna be running it (Venezuela) as a group. We're gonna run it properly. We're gonna invest billions in the oil infrastructure."

"We're not afraid of boots on the ground, we don't mind saying it. We're not afraid of running it properly."

Just a word salad of bullshit.

POTUS thinks cocaine is made in factories.

And he couldn't tell Congress, because they would have leaked it. There it is. The perma-excuse for everything that's coming.

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Neither here nor there but it is funny he was demanding a Nobel Peace Prize at the same time we were changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War.

If I’m Xi and Putin I’m taking notes and following this up with regime change in Taiwan and Ukraine because “reasons” and the US did it. Everything is fucked.

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If I’m Xi and Putin I’m taking notes and following this up with regime change in Taiwan and Ukraine because “reasons” and the US did it. Everything is fucked.

And that may be part of why he did it. It gives us an excuse to stand down while they do that, lest we be hypocrites.

I think if we knew the shit that is being said behind closed doors these days, it would shock even the most cynical among us.

So Don Jr is now going to be the President of Venezuela? He will tackle the cocaine issue there with a bold strategy....

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The only case where it seems to have worked is Panama. They are way better off today than back when Noriega was around.

Well Noriega was never the actual head of state. He was the de facto ruler, and was supported by the US in that capacity for reasons that had little to do with Panama. The United States wanted to use Panama as a de facto military base (as they did Honduras) for Reagan’s little terrorist war against Nicaragua. Very unusual case that I don’t 100% put in the same category as Greece in 1947, Iran 1953, Guatemala 1954, Brazil 1964, Dominican Republic/Indonesia 1965, Chile 1973, Honduras 2009, etc

Hey, at least we can dispense with "exporting democracy" and go straight to the right-wing dictatorship!

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