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I don't know whats worse....your dumbass thread title or your dumbass post

Houston, come get your whoopin’!
The Rangers aren't in it this year.

Maybe if the rangers were playing the team that’s actually called the Indians. Complete thread title fail. 

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See Houston is in Texas, where they have a lot of cowboys. And a Brave is a kind of Indian. It’s a sophisticated joke.

3 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

See Houston is in Texas, where they have a lot of cowboys. And a Brave is a kind of Indian. It’s a sophisticated joke.

I don't think you know what "sophisticated" means

Should have gone with the gold grillz dirty souf hip hop battle royale angle.

But you probably a white cracker bread mf'er so no problem.

"He seems to think we're some kind of... buckaroo."

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See Houston is in Texas, where they have a lot of cowboys. And a Brave is a kind of Indian. It’s a sophisticated joke.
Your shit is all wack

Only clicked to see the little dicked Houston fans bitching about being called cowboys. Did not disappoint. 10/10. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Only clicked to see the little dicked Houston fans bitching about being called cowboys. Did not disappoint. 10/10. 

What?

Is this a joke? Such a dumbass thread

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Ok I can’t edit that first post, but how about this instead:

Houston, you have a problem!

Get it?

6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Are there a lot of cowboys in Texas anymore?

 

Yes, and not just the football variety. 

 

Maybe ole OP meant this kind:

 

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Cowboys???

We ain’t fucking Dallas…

Yeah but no one outside of Texas knows that Houston and Dallas are two different places. It’s like those two weird siblings in third grade: one of them smelled funny but they were both ugly.
5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Fuck the Rockets

Fixed that for ya. The Astros are badass

On 10/24/2021 at 7:43 AM, StruggleBus said:

Fixed that for ya. The Astros are badass

By Houston I meant the Houston Astros. 

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