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13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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She shits burning tires but is a productive co worker.

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It’d be funny if this business all the sudden got like 100 high recommendation calls from around Texas about him!


2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I am pretty sure not one single person would care or notice...

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You want to hear something hilarious?  I'm going to Denver.

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I am pretty sure not one single person would care or notice...

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Wouldn't that violate his parole?

Any prospective employer that does a social media background check on Justin will cease the employment process immediately.

And wouldn't that be funny?

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7 hours ago, Matuka said:

Any prospective employer that does a social media background check on Justin will cease the employment process immediately.

And wouldn't that be funny?

No wonder I’ve been unemployed for 20 fookin’ years.

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Any prospective employer that does a social media background check on Justin will cease the employment process immediately.
And wouldn't that be funny?
He will then just post that he's too good for that company and go on some rambling rant about it.

I wouldn’t hire anyone named Justin.

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I half expect to read about his mental snap shooting or his arrest for child porn because women just aren’t his level of comprehension and only 10 yo girls understand him...

I hope he gets that Denver job
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Confusing message on the bottom.  He should've sprung the extra cash for a little, neon comma to say:  Hiram Clarke, Bitch instead of the leaving himself open to the possible confusion that Hiram Clarke is a bitch.  Or just not do any of that and buy a regular car.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What a sanctimonious little shit.  No doubt in my mind this little fucktard is going to kill somebody sometime 

What a sanctimonious little shit.  No doubt in my mind this little fucktard is going to kill somebody sometime 

You read that?
1 hour ago, tbone_ said:


You read that?

I stopped at the arm getting broken by Austin roads. No idea how that works out -- did a bridge collapse and fall on his arm or something?

5 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Hogs in the front, horses in the back.

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This guy is a loon.  This is what background checks are for.

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'll bet he can play the harmonica. With his nose.  The whole thing, all at once.

Is there a place in this 14:15 vid where a hot 19 yo girl gets in the tub naked?  

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9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So the government stole his music?  

1 hour ago, yoshi said:

So the government stole his music?  

It was fat cats that stole his music and profited from it.  The government just stood by and laughed at him. 

That's Ursula right? Funny thing is that's not a hot tube, just their fat farts bubblin the water. 

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

It was fat cats that stole his music and profited from it.  The government just stood by and laughed at him. 

OK I went back and read it again.  Apparently the fat cats and the government officials were in-cahoots in the theft of his intellectual property.  

On 4/29/2019 at 11:47 AM, Chooky said:

Confusing message on the bottom.  He should've sprung the extra cash for a little, neon comma to say:  Hiram Clarke, Bitch instead of the leaving himself open to the possible confusion that Hiram Clarke is a bitch.  Or just not do any of that and buy a regular car.

I read it as him declaring himself the Hiram Clarke Bitch

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She's definitely going to name her son something stupid as fuck for the sake of being "unique".

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