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Vic Mackey

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Justin Weiss Smith should write greetings cards. 
"Birthdays are a false concept and you're unimportant.  Nobody cares and all the women on this rotten continent are as idiotic as they are materialistic.  They're disease packets that don't understand value and ironically the only time I can escape the disgusting darkness of this nightmare called life is when I'm asleep.  I took a shit in a Starbucks this morning and didn't flush because fuck hipster douche bags and corporate zombies like you.  Happy Birthday?  No!  Your death is the only thing I'll celebrate when I vomit on your grave.  I bought a sword on E-bay and it's a piece of shit because nobody respects or strives for true art or meaning anymore.  Your carcass will eventually be filled with death worms and I'm the only one who saw you this way during your entire, pathetic life.  Happy Birthday." 


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2 minutes ago, lockport said:

Random thought but there were two threads on the old board about a couple of characters....Big Tony and the guy who wore all the Playboy stuff. Those guys still around?

Big Tony is and has been featured throughout this thread. But I didn't feel like making another singular thread about him on this board. Cutthroat Chip got his own because he is a fucking clown.

Playboy Party Animal from Waxahachie is no longer accessible. He cleaned up his friends list and deleted most or all of us. I can't see his feed any longer.

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