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I always wondered what the biker guy from Weird Science would look like as a black chick with huge tits.

28 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I always wondered what the biker guy from Weird Science would look like as a black chick with huge tits.

When you find out...call me, we'll have lunch. 

Narrator:  He had hoped the gender and racial transformation wouldn't effect his teaching job.  

On 11/20/2019 at 9:54 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Maybe he'll do it tonight! 

That's why he's so hell-bent on Mike White.  

Trick question.

The lake's not full because there's a Shriner's convention in town, and they've been flushing twice as often as normal.

On 11/21/2019 at 10:32 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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The chick in brown.  I kinda wanna know what she's thinking.  Is that weird?  Should I not be doing that?

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I saw that on a standardized test once.  Day 59.

On 11/18/2019 at 7:29 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

And... from one of my South Texas homies:

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Anyone know where this picture is from?

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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Search hot latina sweat shop worker. You wont be disappointed.

I'm disappointed

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3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

This is what I tell the hoes
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what’s a sancho, guey?

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Search hot latina sweat shop worker. You wont be disappointed.

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and?...

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13 minutes ago, futureman said:

what’s a sancho, guey?

The other man. Side piece.

43 minutes ago, futureman said:

what’s a sancho, guey?

Sancho = tu padre 

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Now you are airbrushed in an app to where it doesn't even look natural dumb bitch. No filter vs filter.

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34 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Been there plenty of times.

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