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You don’t work with as many ill prepared high school students as I do.  Ask a trump voter that they speak in Iraq and see what happens. 

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You don’t work with as many ill prepared high school students as I do.  Ask a trump voter that they speak in Iraq and see what happens. 

You really need to see a professional about your TDS. It's treatable.

Yeah, but it keeps me warm.  

18 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Derka's lil cuz

 

 

it is truly unbelievable to me that a human being is capable of doing this with a loaded revolver.  just truly unbelievable.  fuck, that grinds my gears, what a fucking moron.

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Although I can't wait to hear what these all-stars think the official language of Trinidad and Tobago is?  

I’m not sure, but I think it has something to do with weed

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Ask a trump voter that they speak in Iraq and see what happens. 

Iz dont noe what dey speeks over dere, but Iz bet day drive dis.

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Well, we know what the T stands for in T-Bar Roof, bitches!  

That thing has "Eric T-Finger Party" written all over it.  I mean, not literally.  But in Camaro language.  Which is the official language of Slovenia or Malta, or somesuch shit down in dirty Europe.  

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Why so serious?

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did someone on here forget their ATM receipt?

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ah shit my bad. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did someone on here forget their ATM receipt?

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Can't be Rocko's -- there's no price tag on the pants.

There are people out there with 3.5 mil in a wells fargo checking account? You might have found a recent lotto winner.

44 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

There are people out there with 3.5 mil in a wells fargo checking account? You might have found a recent lotto winner.

photoshopped imo

Dem titties ain’t flat.

She's a certified "lymphologist", so she knows a thing or two about the Earth.

 

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Michelle is an author, a passionate raw food chef and instructor, a licensed holistic health practitioner, a certified lymphologist, and a mother of two. Michelle is the cooking school instructor for the NEWSTART Lifestyle Program at the Weimar Institute. Michelle earned her Raw Food Chef and Instructor certification from the world famous Living Light Culinary Arts Institute, and a Bachelor of Science degree from the prestigious United States Military Academy at West Point, where she served in the military for 5 years.

 

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Yeah the pic is from 2018 but the reason I posted it is because it's still in my feed.  The conversation has been ongoing to almost two years and never leaves.  I only met her three years ago, but I don't think she started believing in all this shit until her husband died.  I wonder if it's a distraction.  Either way, she's nice to look at and fun to follow for entertainment.  

On 2/8/2020 at 6:11 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Damn, I'm almost through my second kid's set of braces.  I wonder how much more it would have been to go this route?

5 hours ago, PilotsError said:

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The cray is off the charts, so the sex is no doubt on fire.

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The cray is off the charts, so the sex is no doubt on fire.

Maybe, but the sandwiches would be made by a raw food chef, so they undoubtedly suck. It's a wash, at best.

Somebody should really make a joke juxtaposing her characterization of the earth as being flat vs. the size and shape of her ample bosom.

4th time's a charm.

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