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Damn I almost forgot about the crazy animal broad. 

56 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Holy shit! She's still alive?!? I figured one of her animals had eaten her years ago.

Her skin tone looks like the vinyl backseat of a '77 Monaco.

I figured she had fed someone to one of her animals!

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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?

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On 11/2/2020 at 6:23 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Instant headache looking at that mess.

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Well, mine doesn’t make quite THAT much, but.....

Anyone remember sally? I forgot I followed her on Instagram. She barely even looks human.f0a34a2bdf1ec385bbdf5196eef8d42d.jpg

Now I know how Oompa-lumpas are made

Only ones I recognize are Post Malone, Macklemore and MGK, but he doesn’t rap anymore(does emo rock or some shit along those lines) 

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9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Can confirm. Dated a Courtney, Jessica and Amber. All bat shit crazy! 

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I've had a Crystal, Stephanie, Nicole, Jessica, Erica, and married a Kim. They were all fun for sure.

18 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only ones I recognize are Post Malone, Macklemore and MGK, but he doesn’t rap anymore(does emo rock or some shit along those lines) 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only ones I recognize are Post Malone, Macklemore and MGK, but he doesn’t rap anymore(does emo rock or some shit along those lines) 

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I only know a few of them as well. The ones you listed. Who the fuck is the very bottom right?

30 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I only know a few of them as well. The ones you listed. Who the fuck is the very bottom right?

No idea. My theory to why we don't know hardly any of these guys is because we're not zoomers.

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