Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 64.3k
  • Views 4.7m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

I must have missed this in the Ewers thread with all of the bullshit in there:

Screenshot-20241027-114341-Facebook.jpg

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Screenshot-20241026-190923-Facebook.jpg


I know where this motel is, and have stayed there many times. 
 

Sign is real, or was. Haven’t been there in a good while, but probably still there or they have a new one. 

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Screenshot-20241026-144251-Facebook.jpg

Thought this was KD for a sec

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Screenshot-20241026-111826-Facebook.jpg

Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I  gotta piss!

Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence.

LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits!

28 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I  gotta piss!

Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence.

LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits!

I often think of this joke when I hear the word "urinate."

11 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Screenshot-20241027-154151-Facebook.jpg

Just wondering how this person knows what "minced deer ankles mixed with raccoon ass" tastes like.  Seems oddly specific...

Screenshot-20241026-190923-Facebook.jpg

If you haven’t stayed in a motel where each room had a sign on the mirror that said “please do not clean fish or birds in sink,” then you haven’t hit the garden spots of Texas like I have.
  • Popular Post

IMG_3999.png.75cc3fc2ff6133232cf1cc4f04934558.png

Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I  gotta piss!
Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence.
LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits!

I often think of this joke when I hear the word "urinate."


It’s micturation.
On 10/30/2024 at 12:44 PM, nnm said:

IMG_0277.thumb.jpeg.ebf96d311477e2ecb6187daa1efeb3dc.jpeg

 

Bears and rats. Good combination. Fight me. 

Agree on the rats. Nothing can stop 1,000 rats swarming their body biting and clawing.

For the other, I’d probably go with hawks. Airborne attacks are hard to fend off. 

On 10/30/2024 at 7:25 PM, jetsfan76 said:

And in cash. Don't leave a paper trail.

 

On 10/30/2024 at 7:49 PM, tbone_ said:


Use the dead girls credit card

 

On 10/31/2024 at 1:04 AM, futureman said:

don’t forget the homer bucket of lye. 

 

On 10/31/2024 at 1:05 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Might want a shovel too

IMG_1878.gif.deb384fa62c6ca1cdda1e9296e755e62.gif

On 11/1/2024 at 5:47 AM, Vic Mackey said:

.dbddbd29444dce4fd9a7a0f69832e5b8.jpg

Isaac is ripped. Bet he does CrossFit. 

1 hour ago, demos said:


1ea6d702f300ef11aeae88f118a3248c.jpg

movie misquote.  shit grinds my gears. 

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Uhhh no877d3b8f539fb1d0570002dac5321604.jpg

sure, mexican christmas is the 24th night so the 25th day of is just extra time off.

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Uhhh no877d3b8f539fb1d0570002dac5321604.jpg

I already work on Christmas so no problem. That’s a lot more than I make. I get time and a half plus a vacation day in return.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.