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it's a relatively common biblical utterance.  maybe you never went to sunday school.

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10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Over/under on how many of those sticks have been up his butt?

 

8 hours ago, nnm said:

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There's a reason for the phrase "shitty end of the stick"...

 

18 minutes ago, futureman said:

it's a relatively common biblical utterance.  maybe you never went to sunday school.

I get your shtick but you're coming on a little strong right now. Maybe go back to the lab for some adjustments. 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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How do you think bananas foster was invented? 

 

I've got a banana, a stick of butter, and half a bag of brown sugar that's been in the pantry for 3 years. 

24 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

The Leningrad Cowboys are back on tour!

 Let me know if they're playing in Van Horn.

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
23 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:
Was Lark the only one to never show her cans?  

Did Kelly??

Yeah. That black mesh picture from when we were in college. 

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Out of this group? John Daly is the most recognizable.

 

John Voight also had a sweet mullet in Heat. Very business in the front.

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On 2/16/2025 at 8:33 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

She has suffered/still suffers(?) from a variety of mental illnesses and, at least based on the last pictures I've seen of her, looks quite strange. 

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“this ain't the squash beef state/
You thinkin' makeup, we thinkin' Lark Voorhies face”

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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TIL the term mullet (for the haircut)was first coined by the Beastie Boys. Also, rip mulletsgalore.com

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Gonna go out on a limb and say the fact you had to buy 13-17 quarts of oil to do the change should have warned you that 8 quart bucket wasn’t going to work.
8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Get her to the vet now and swab her mouth to identify the bacteria in her saliva. When she bites someone (and she will), that information will be critical in finding the best antibiotic to treat their infection. Time is of the essence.

43 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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one of my roommates in college always left paper dingleberries on the seat after wiping his ass.  it disgusted me so much that since then I always reflexively wipe down the seat every time after I drop a deuce. 

3 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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* also G Wagon guy and jacked up F250 guy

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