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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Fred 

8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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YARN | IN ENGLISH, PLEASE | The Usual Suspects (1995 ...

 

I understood maybe 1/2 of that text thread. /genx

On 4/15/2025 at 7:33 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Fred G. Sanford and it ain't even close.

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Which sign is funnier?

7 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

May be an image of text that says 'NOTICE ALL TRUCK DRIVERS MUST REMAIN BY AND/OR AND INSIDE THE TRUCK WHILE THE TRUCK IS BEING UNLOADED. TRUCK DRIVERS ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO WALK AROUND HE PLANET UNESCORTED, CAUTION BUILDING MATERIAL CONTAINS ASBESTOS crat 載間 LA'

 

 

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1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Meanwhile, over at Lincoln Riley’s place…

Lincoln must have had the same BAC as when he got the belly tat and just passed  the fuck out. So normal ribs for the Norman area.

Grilled cat looks better than that and I’m not in Asia.

Hook’em!!!

I was stationed in S Korea while in the Army. Always remembered the difference in beef noodles, P or K, so I always associated K with the K-9 police dogs. K meant DOG my whole year there.

Hook’em!!!

10 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

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Let he who hasn’t had too much to drink and passed out before taking meat off the pit cast the first stone. 

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1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Let he who hasn’t had too much to drink and passed out before taking meat off the pit cast the first stone. 

Living alone in a dumpy apartment complex the year after undergrad, I passed out with a Hungry Man pot pie in the oven (one of those gigantic things that requires an hour or more in the oven - terrible drunk food, obviously) and awoke hours later to my apartment not exactly filling with smoke, but definitely containing smoke. 

I turned off the oven, opened the doors and windows, and got ready for work. 

When leaving, I placed the cooled and remarkably solid and hefty carbonized disc on the porch chair of my downstairs neighbors, the same miscreants I had been up all night drinking with. 

When I came home that evening, I discovered the used-to-be pot pie had been bolted to my steel front door with a sizeable metal screw driven right through the center. 

Good times.

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

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3-10 don't even belong in the discussion. 

Take 5 and Whatchamacallit (sp?) do though. 

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