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33 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

My grandmother had 19 children. 

How many baby daddies? 

34 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

My grandmother had 19 children. 

She must have read the sign.

2 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

How many baby daddies? 

One. Grandpa was a trucker- apparently they made the most of the weekends. 

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38 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

One. Grandpa was a trucker- apparently they made the most of the weekends. 

 

You sure grandma wasn't making the most of the weekdays?

 

17 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

You sure grandma wasn't making the most of the weekdays?

 

Careful, boy. 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

One. Grandpa was a trucker- apparently they made the most of the weekends. 

The desk clerk saw it all real clear; He never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears.

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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When you think you're gonna get eaten and your first thought is, 'Great, I don't have to go to work tomorrow.' You’re relieved you don’t have to go to work tomorrow because you thought you were gonna get eaten?! What the fuck is this world

7 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

My grandmother had 19 children. 

are you michael irvin’s kid?

8 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

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Assuming all the guys came... each would have lasted 37 seconds.

Sounds about right.

 

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Not cool!!

As someone who lives in a shithole with no HEB, I concur! I drive 40 minutes round-trip to shop at HEB instead of the Brookshire Brothers here. 

I still laughed, though.

13 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Too bad they ended up going to Baylor.

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23 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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That’s a lyric from humpty dance, isn’t it?

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