November 1, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said: I know where this motel is, and have stayed there many times. Sign is real, or was. Haven’t been there in a good while, but probably still there or they have a new one.
November 1, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said: Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I gotta piss! Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence. LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits!
November 2, 20241 yr 28 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I gotta piss! Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence. LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits! I often think of this joke when I hear the word "urinate."
November 2, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said: Just wondering how this person knows what "minced deer ankles mixed with raccoon ass" tastes like. Seems oddly specific...
November 2, 20241 yr If you haven’t stayed in a motel where each room had a sign on the mirror that said “please do not clean fish or birds in sink,” then you haven’t hit the garden spots of Texas like I have.
November 2, 20241 yr Lil johnny: Teacher, teacher, I gotta piss! Teacher: the proper term is urinate. Now please use that word in a sentence. LJ: You're an 8 but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits! I often think of this joke when I hear the word "urinate."It’s micturation.
November 2, 20241 yr On 10/30/2024 at 12:44 PM, nnm said: Bears and rats. Good combination. Fight me. Agree on the rats. Nothing can stop 1,000 rats swarming their body biting and clawing. For the other, I’d probably go with hawks. Airborne attacks are hard to fend off.
November 2, 20241 yr On 10/30/2024 at 7:25 PM, jetsfan76 said: And in cash. Don't leave a paper trail. On 10/30/2024 at 7:49 PM, tbone_ said: Use the dead girls credit card On 10/31/2024 at 1:04 AM, futureman said: don’t forget the homer bucket of lye. On 10/31/2024 at 1:05 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said: Might want a shovel too
November 2, 20241 yr On 11/1/2024 at 5:47 AM, Vic Mackey said: . Isaac is ripped. Bet he does CrossFit.
November 3, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: Uhhh no sure, mexican christmas is the 24th night so the 25th day of is just extra time off.
November 3, 20241 yr 13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: Uhhh no I already work on Christmas so no problem. That’s a lot more than I make. I get time and a half plus a vacation day in return.
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