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Just now, elfenix said:

2 errors, an hbp, and a pass ball now?

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5 runs on 2 singles today.  Ot even an extra base hit. That’s legitimately amazing. 

Bregman looks like he has covid or some shit wtf lol

Shows what happens when you forget you actually have to get 27 outs. Now let's find out who really wants to be a hero and raise this wreck off the sea floor. 

Deserve to lose this fucking piece of shit game because of that bush league fuckery.

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bregman looks like he has covid or some shit wtf lol

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Astros have 5 outs tonight with xBA's of at least .440 but at least Pena is hitting the ball hard!

Everyone’s vag seems a little tight tonight. Gonna be fine. We got this. Chill the fuck out. Go Stros .


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1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Who the duck are you?

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Who the duck are you?

Just a 50 year Stros fan watching the team with 2nd best record in baseball. Yourself ?


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3 minutes ago, txduck87 said:


Just a 50 year Stros fan watching the team with 2nd best record in baseball. Yourself ?


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I'm a lifelong Yankees, Dodgers, and aggy fan from Harlingen. 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Nevin is such a roided up idiot
 

 

last week or maybe two weeks ago, astros next skipper talk ......................................................................... they had nevin at 10% chance 

I'm a lifelong Yankees, Dodgers, and aggy fan from Harlingen. 

Seems like it. [emoji51][emoji51] All is well. You that helliobius jackass brother ? [emoji51]. Close it out boys


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Good execution, guys.  No wonder we thrive in fake extra inning games.

i feel like yuli is under a commentator's curse now that they repeat his record with the bases loaded.  1 for 9 this year now. 

 
last week or maybe two weeks ago, astros next skipper talk ......................................................................... they had nevin at 10% chance 
Who is "they" dumbasses on 790?

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