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Dude, tech is absolute fucking dog shit as a football team. Holy shit was I glad when the game ended. What a beating for both tech and the viewers. No amount of four or five-star recruits are getting that shit hole program anywhere. Buy whomever you want and you're still going to be dog shit when you play a real team. Thems the breaks.

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    That's funny, I've always thought the "Tell me about ...." threads were about Texas fans shit talking specifically about the subject school and not a thread on the Texas board for the fans of that sub

  • Keep ‘em coming - the Yormark and McGuire memes and vids - not only are they well deserved, most of them are hilarious. 🤣   Now that the Tech/UT series is officially over - or at least pause

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5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Say who now?

Well I screwed that up, didn't I.

13 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I know you're not necessarily saying this, but this always feels like another extension of "it's only wrong if Tech does it". If UT lines up a bunch of Lambos inside DKR when recruits show up, that's all above board.

There’s no problem with lambos. Those are owned by Michael Huff and a car dealership that does a deal with players. There is a problem with ”skirting the rules” in regards to Cody Campbell setting up a thousand LLC’s so he can pay players 100 dollars less than the legal limit that requires the ncaa clearinghouse to review the NIL deal and determine if it’s valid, from a thousand different entities.

Yet the only cocksuckers publicizing this allegation are posters on this board. Holy fuck y'all can keep a secret!!!

Careful guys, slorch might start slashing our tires

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Careful guys, slorch might start slashing our tires

I'm not interested in that. It's just funny that there isn't shit out there, but because Campbell "may have" done something "differently that we intended NIL in order to maintain exclusivity of the haves" cocksuckers on here have started the political ploy of posting shit repeatedly in the hope that it somehow sticks.

"We don't like it, so he cheated!!!" is the response. It's laughable. Y'all can't even manage your own racket, so the other guys are wrong.

I have it on good information that Campbell claimed TWO child tax credits on his 2024 IRS return.

WGAF about tech. Let them cheat all they want if that’s possible. They’re still just tech. Just like aggy, do all you can but your still aggy.

2 hours ago, Iceman said:

Yet the only cocksuckers publicizing this allegation are posters on this board. Holy fuck y'all can keep a secret!!!

prove it's not true

get campbell to disclose all of the payment entities

tceh are a public university - players receiving NIL payments are now state employees

2 hours ago, Iceman said:

I'm not interested in that. It's just funny that there isn't shit out there, but because Campbell "may have" done something "differently that we intended NIL in order to maintain exclusivity of the haves" cocksuckers on here have started the political ploy of posting shit repeatedly in the hope that it somehow sticks.

"We don't like it, so he cheated!!!" is the response. It's laughable. Y'all can't even manage your own racket, so the other guys are wrong.

I don’t the validation from you, one of the most rock-headed shit posters in this site, to know what Campbell is doing with regards to NIL. It’s an open thing because players and recruits talk to other people about what and how they’re being paid. It’s also no secret about why he’s financing all the commercials about college NIL reform so he can stop having to bankroll Tech into relevance, speaking of LITERAL politics.

Lolz. So nothing.

But you did get your personal shot in as usual

16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

prove it's not true

get campbell to disclose all of the payment entities

tceh are a public university - players receiving NIL payments are now state employees

File a FOIA request.

It's the accuser's job, no? Should be a slam fucking dunk. It's amazing nobody has thought of this yet.

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1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

WGAF about tech. Let them cheat all they want if that’s possible. They’re still just tech. Just like aggy, do all you can but your still aggy.

*you're

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

I have it on good information that Campbell claimed TWO child tax credits on his 2024 IRS return.

Maybe he can claim the whole roster

Quarterback Brendan Sorsby expected to go to LSU. Leavitt visiting Tech on Sunday.

7 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Throwing money at the quarterback isn't going to matter if they are running that same scheme which worked 10 years ago.

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Quarterback Brendan Sorsby expected to go to LSU. Leavitt visiting Tech on Sunday.

ope

Couldn’t figure out why they’d spend so much on him but then I saw that he threw for 300 yards on BYU. That game is Tech’s Super Bowl

Not spending X on a certain piece of the puzzle doesn't mean Texas doesn't have the money.

45 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

how can TT drop $$$ for a qb but Texas couldn't keep parker ?

Because we are trying to spend QB money on Coleman?

On 1/3/2026 at 9:36 AM, Iceman said:

Yet the only cocksuckers publicizing this allegation are posters on this board. Holy fuck y'all can keep a secret!!!

I have always had a soft spot in my heart for Tech, but no longer. Campbell has gone Full RETARD

Never go Full Aggy.

The irony of getting a smooth butt fucking by Oregon, the king of doing absolutely fuck all while distributing truckloads of cash both pre/post NIL is so Aggy that calling Tech Sand Aggy is no longer a mean slight. Baylor-level Seastrunkesque Gold Firebird Hugh Freeze pile of have nots playing stupid rich, fucking the fans and raping college football. Anyone defending Tech should have a Jimbo plaque branded on their forehead.

1 hour ago, Alien Octopus said:

I have always had a soft spot in my heart for Tech, but no longer. Campbell has gone Full RETARD

Never go Full Aggy.

The irony of getting a smooth butt fucking by Oregon, the king of doing absolutely fuck all while distributing truckloads of cash both pre/post NIL is so Aggy that calling Tech Sand Aggy is no longer a mean slight. Baylor-level Seastrunkesque Gold Firebird Hugh Freeze pile of have nots playing stupid rich, fucking the fans and raping college football. Anyone defending Tech should have a Jimbo plaque branded on their forehead.

It won't matter. They have a mush-mouth retard as a head coach. So I don't see them getting passed teams with equal talent.

48 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

It won't matter. They have a mush-mouth retard as a head coach. So I don't see them getting passed teams with equal talent.

Every year Tech holds on to High School Joey is another year they won't be contending for a natty as far as I'm concerned...

3 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

I have always had a soft spot in my heart for Tech, but no longer. Campbell has gone Full RETARD

Never go Full Aggy.

The irony of getting a smooth butt fucking by Oregon, the king of doing absolutely fuck all while distributing truckloads of cash both pre/post NIL is so Aggy that calling Tech Sand Aggy is no longer a mean slight. Baylor-level Seastrunkesque Gold Firebird Hugh Freeze pile of have nots playing stupid rich, fucking the fans and raping college football. Anyone defending Tech should have a Jimbo plaque branded on their forehead.

Texas spent more and got less, so there's that to chew on over the offseason.

Thank you for your endorsement that nobody was seeking.

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1 hour ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

It won't matter. They have a mush-mouth retard as a head coach. So I don't see them getting passed teams with equal talent.

Past.

1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Every year Tech holds on to High School Joey is another year they won't be contending for a natty as far as I'm concerned...

The miracle of Vince Young overcoming Mack Brown and Greg Davis happened. Don't say "never."
( but you're mostly right.)

I was optimistic that Leavitt would be the target after there was some noise in the system on Sorsby. We'll soon see.
The position required being addressed in a big way. Everyone knew it.

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There are injury concerns with Leavitt. Tech doesn't wanna go down that road again.

Morton was a broken, 6 foot tall statue that couldn't make reads fast enough in real time as a 99 year senior. Throwing their eggs in his basket was a mistake in the first place and hopefully one they won't repeat.

Will be interested to see what Leftwich can do with the offense with a QB that can actually do the things he wants to do.

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4 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

I have always had a soft spot in my heart for Tech, but no longer. Campbell has gone Full RETARD

Never go Full Aggy.

Eh, if Texas had a single booster willing to throw that much of his wealth or more toward our NIL program, we'd have no problem with that. It's his money, wisely spent or not. That's today's college landscape.

6 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Texas spent more and got less, so there's that to chew on over the offseason.

Thank you for your endorsement that nobody was seeking.

Lolz, unlike Tech, Texas did not embarrass themselves. So yeah, you got more alright, you took it balls deep. JMU and Tulane played better than Tech. As those mighty mormon conference mates of yours say, "soak it all in " 🤣

Also, I don't give a good fuck if you were seeking my endorsement. You earned it two boards ago, and are earning my disdain now by doubling down on this Aggy behavior.

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On 1/2/2026 at 12:53 PM, Iceman said:

Again. Bullshit.

Unless the "intent of NIL" is whatever the hell Ohio State, Georgia, and Texas decide it is. Then you might have a point.

That is my point.

Which is why I said "err'one uses em."

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5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Eh, if Texas had a single booster willing to throw that much of his wealth or more toward our NIL program, we'd have no problem with that. It's his money, wisely spent or not. That's today's college landscape.

Nah, that is what Aggies do. They tout the #1 recruiting class/portal class, extend an undeserving coach and deliver less than jack shit. I would say that is a select part of college football, but would not throw the entirety of college football in that pool. That is reserved for the select few.

Campbell is Pickens reincarnated with a shittier coach.

28 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Lolz, unlike Tech, Texas did not embarrass themselves. So yeah, you got more alright, you took it balls deep. JMU and Tulane played better than Tech. As those mighty mormon conference mates of yours say, "soak it all in " 🤣

Also, I don't give a good fuck if you were seeking my endorsement. You earned it two boards ago, and are earning my disdain now by doubling down on this Aggy behavior.

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