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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Did that douche just bat flip a fly out?

2 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Did that douche just bat flip a fly out?

You can bat flip a strike looking with enough douchiness

KC up 7 to 5 going into 9th

He broke again . Hou down by 2 in bottom of 9th

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Easy save.

Thanks you, Josh.

I need heart meds

Actually, not even a save. But anyway...

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Jesus Chapman. 

On to the next one. 

So tomorrow they get clobbered like 14-2 and then on to the rubber match?

Cheaters lost!!! 1st place bitches!

Astros lose, Rangers in first place. LOL

Jung seems like a catalyst for this team. So nice having he and Heim back on track. Can't do much about the bullpen, but confidence is building. 

Win tomorrow and we clinch the tiebreak over Seattle….

Heaney is gonna be a factor. Hopefully a good one. 

2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Win tomorrow and we clinch the tiebreak over Seattle….

Irrelevant with the way the standings are now

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Irrelevant with the way the standings are now

What I mean is, yes we could lose the rest of our games this year against them, but that would put them ahead of us (likely) and a tiebreaker wouldn't matter. 

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

What I mean is, yes we could lose the rest of our games this year against them, but that would put them ahead of us (likely) and a tiebreaker wouldn't matter. 

There are 4 teams within a game of each other vying for 3 spots. With no more 1-game playoff, the tiebreak is huge…

20 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Let’s just win them all and cut out all the bullshit.

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Rangers and Longhorns play at the same time tonight. Trying to think if there has ever been a time I had to really think about which to watch.  Maybe there was a time during the World Series runs???

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No way the Rangers and Longhorns BOTH disappoint me tonight, right? 

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1-0 good guys ladies.

Hard to keep attention on both games. 

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Big K with 2 on.

Royals up 3-0 on Hou

10 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Anyone else's Bally app fuck up for this one?

Tried to login and see the end and it wouldn’t work for me. 

Houston loses 2-3

9 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

Tried to login and see the end and it wouldn’t work for me. 

Same

Good outcomes all around today

 

also Houston secured a losing home record

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