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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Is this b2b games in the all whites?

I'm a fan. 

(just occurred to me)

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Quiet 5 RBIs for Corey. 

Seager's importance? Team was 3-6 during that stretch when he was out with the thumb. 16-2 with him in the lineup since the All Star break.

48 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Seager's importance? Team was 3-6 during that stretch when he was out with the thumb. 16-2 with him in the lineup since the All Star break.

He’s giving us peak Josh Hamilton production without Josh Hamilton inanity so we get to look forward to future greatness as well. 

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Seager's importance? Team was 3-6 during that stretch when he was out with the thumb. 16-2 with him in the lineup since the All Star break.

Yep.  There's a case for him to finish pretty damn high in AL MVP voting.  

I'm not sure there's a player in the league that is more important to his team. There are other guys that are big, but Seager is money this year, deserving of MVP consideration.

5 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

He’s giving us peak Josh Hamilton production without Josh Hamilton inanity so we get to look forward to future greatness as well. 

Hambone. Might hit 4 homers. Might strike out 4 times on 12 straight low & way outside sliders. Depending on if it was a coke or Jesus day. Loved that dude. 

Hambone. Might hit 4 homers. Might strike out 4 times on 12 straight low & way outside sliders. Depending on if it was a coke or Jesus day. Loved that dude. 

One of the most physically gifted players I’ve ever seen. To bad he had a 10 cent head.
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5 hours ago, DougO said:

I'm not sure there's a player in the league that is more important to his team. There are other guys that are big, but Seager is money this year, deserving of MVP consideration.

Shohei is probably more important but his team fucking sucks dick.

But baseball doesn't care very much about your team record. 

Semien is actually slightly ahead of Seager in WAR - tied with Wander for 2nd behind Shohei.

44 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Jank over JPM against the lefty.

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5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I’ll have to settle for $.99 Sonic corn dogs instead. 

Did a couple of those for lunch.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Shohei is probably more important but his team fucking sucks dick.

But baseball doesn't care very much about your team record. 

Semien is actually slightly ahead of Seager in WAR - tied with Wander for 2nd behind Shohei.

It's just weird to make a case for a guy being league MVP when his teams still sucks. 

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43 minutes ago, DougO said:

It's just weird to make a case for a guy being league MVP when his teams still sucks. 

Yeah but it happens all the damn time. It is what it is. 

If they voted like the NBA does for MVP Seager might win it. But NBA players are so much more influential on game-outcomes.

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God dammit. I knew that bitch on the desk jinxed it. She kept carrying on pregame about "SHOHEI HAS BEEN AMAZING IN EVERY PARK BUT NOT HERE! HES REALLY STRUGGLED AGAINST THESE GUYS! HE HASNT DONE ANYTHING IN THIS PARK!"

i will kill you jim GIF

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Let's not give these dorks a game out of the charity of our hearts. Reel it in J Gray.

Aaaaaaand DP ball.

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This team sucks so fucking bad hahahahah

We cannot lose this shit. This needs to be a sweep.

Counting the fucking laces over there? Throw the ball and get him out.

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Go fuck yourself Shohei. 

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Alright bats get your thumbs out of your ass.

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We've hit 2,000 feet of balls on this guy. 

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Dammit that was a great catch

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Someone really needs to just piss on one. 

(looks at Duran)

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Someone really needs to just piss on one. 

(looks at Duran)

Yeah this guy's a scrub with an ERA at almost 6.

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1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

We got to stop hacking at shit outside the zone.

Dude's pitching with a horseshoe up his ass. Our approach has been fine. 

Even that Duran AB he worked the count fine. 

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