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39 minutes ago, CleverNickname said:

Anyone know the name of the victim found by Pennybraker this weekend? I think I might know them from high school. PM me.

No, but we can tell you the name of the culprit.

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https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/1-person-found-dead-near-lady-bird-lake/
 

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A person is dead, and officials are investigating, after they were found near Lady Bird Lake on Tuesday.

Around 11:30 a.m., Austin-Travis County EMS responded to the area of 99 Guadalupe Street for a cardiac arrest call, the agency told KXAN.

 

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"Could this latest death be possibly related to the Rainey Street drownings, Chief?"

"There's absolutely no connection to the other mysterious deaths from the last few years.  This was at Guadalupe and Chavez.  Those others were down Rainey Street/Davis Lane" 

"Chief, those are six blocks away.  Not like a different city or something like that"

"Ah well, nevertheless."  

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4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"Could this latest death be possibly related to the Rainey Street drownings, Chief?"

"There's absolutely no connection to the other mysterious deaths from the last few years.  This was at Guadalupe and Chavez.  Those others were down Rainey Street/Davis Lane" 

"Chief, those are six blocks away.  Not like a different city or something like that"

"Ah well, nevertheless."  

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I called the homicide hotline after someone told me they drowned homos in ladybird lake.

It went straight to voicemail(work day, 2pm), and never heard from them.

 

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On 3/17/2024 at 4:18 PM, Gatorubet said:

My younger self expresses disbelief at your claims. I always had a good feel for what not to be comfortable with. 

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Too beaucoup for the Rainey Street Rippette!

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https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/warrant-woman-accused-of-drugging-robbing-men-in-downtown-austin-steals-thousands/
 

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A woman with multiple active warrants was suspected of posing as a rideshare driver and drugging men near Austin’s downtown entertainment district before robbing them, according to Travis County court documents.

An arrest warrant affidavit claimed 41-year-old Destini Cionne Robinson, on at least two occasions in 2023, stole the phones and wallets of unsuspecting passengers and spent thousands of dollars.

In one incident, the affidavit said a man got into what he believed was his rideshare to go home and blacked out shortly after. The man said he arrived home with no memory of how he got there and discovered his phone, cash and credit cards were missing.

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Honestly though if you are a serial killer/mass murderer is there any better place to ply your craft than Austin?

I mean we have entire sites dedicated to our incompetence...

https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/1970s-cold-cases

https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/1980s-cold-cases

https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/1990s-cold-cases

https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/2000s-cold-cases

I think we got so incompetent we didn't even make the 2010s cold cases or 2020s cold cases pages

Mix in the high profile shit like the servant girl annihilator, yogurt shop killings, rainy street rippette I think we must be in a universe of one.... just not in a good way.

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44 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Honestly though if you are a serial killer/mass murderer is there any better place to ply your craft than Austin?

I mean we have entire sites dedicated to our incompetence...

https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/1970s-cold-cases

https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/1980s-cold-cases

https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/1990s-cold-cases

https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/2000s-cold-cases

I think we got so incompetent we didn't even make the 2010s cold cases or 2020s cold cases pages

Mix in the high profile shit like the servant girl annihilator, yogurt shop killings, rainy street rippette I think we must be in a universe of one.... just not in a good way.

Rainey Street killer body count has already exceeded the Austin Bomber but for some reason we haven't brought in the feds yet

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Most Austin cool band name lineup ever:

Opener:  ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

2nd Opener: I Love You, But I've Chosen Darkness

Headliner:  Servant Girl Annihilator 

 

FYI:2 FBI special agents did show up to help investigate but haven't been heard from in a long time.  In totally unrelated news, Nicole was seen walking back uptown, flicked a cigarette, and said, "I guess we're gonna need some more FBI guys..." 

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Many scholars forget that the fifth labor of Hercules was not only the cleaning of the Augean Stables in a single day, but also the systematic murdering of as many Bangladeshi rapists as possible.

 

 

 

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On 3/17/2024 at 11:38 AM, atomheartbevo said:

I was down at the Long Center this morning for the Bluey Live Show with my kids, and out in front along the river lake there were several fire trucks, and then an ambulance was by the water, with an EMS command vehicle pulling up,  
 

@Nicole44 

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Are your children willing to testify to that fact? Are you in cahoots with Nicole, a side piece assistant while she's allegedly in Atlanta? 

Before you answer, know that I don't believe you. When was the last time you ate Chilean Sea Bass?

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14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

FYI:2 FBI special agents did show up to help investigate but haven't been heard from in a long time.  In totally unrelated news, Nicole was seen walking back uptown, flicked a cigarette, and said, "I guess we're gonna need some more FBI guys..." 

Need to rework the lyrics to ‘Copperhead Road’

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Are your children willing to testify to that fact? Are you in cahoots with Nicole, a side piece assistant while she's allegedly in Atlanta? 

Before you answer, know that I don't believe you. When was the last time you ate Chilean Sea Bass?

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Most Austin cool band name lineup ever:
Opener:  ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
2nd Opener: I Love You, But I've Chosen Darkness
Headliner:  Servant Girl Annihilator 
 
FYI:2 FBI special agents did show up to help investigate but haven't been heard from in a long time.  In totally unrelated news, Nicole was seen walking back uptown, flicked a cigarette, and said, "I guess we're gonna need some more FBI guys..." 
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46 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
15 hours ago, YGIFS said:
Most Austin cool band name lineup ever:
Opener:  ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
2nd Opener: I Love You, But I've Chosen Darkness
Headliner:  Servant Girl Annihilator 
 
FYI:2 FBI special agents did show up to help investigate but haven't been heard from in a long time.  In totally unrelated news, Nicole was seen walking back uptown, flicked a cigarette, and said, "I guess we're gonna need some more FBI guys..." 

*Free-Range Organic Bass

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On 4/16/2024 at 6:09 PM, YGIFS said:

Most Austin cool band name lineup ever:

Opener:  ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

2nd Opener: I Love You, But I've Chosen Darkness

Headliner:  Servant Girl Annihilator 

 

FYI:2 FBI special agents did show up to help investigate but haven't been heard from in a long time.  In totally unrelated news, Nicole was seen walking back uptown, flicked a cigarette, and said, "I guess we're gonna need some more FBI guys..." 

No Titty Bingo in the lineup?

CSB... did a ton of work for the lead singer of I Love You, But I've Chosen Darkness back in the day.  His son worked for me for a stint as well.  Had no idea who they were.  I guess they were a big deal in Europe for a while.  

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