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2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Damn Julks. Wtf Dubon. Can we get another trade window?

This is why I wanted a LHH platoon bat. Only home on the team. I think we are supposed to believe Brantley will be back anytime. 

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4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This is why I wanted a LHH platoon bat. Only home on the team. I think we are supposed to believe Brantley will be back anytime. 

we have one in AAA

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This is why I wanted a LHH platoon bat. Only home on the team. I think we are supposed to believe Brantley will be back anytime. 

Preaching to the choir

This ump's zone is so big that they have to swing at everything.

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Abreu is slumping again

He needs to go back to chewing gum instead of tobacco. That chew is making him drunk. 

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

LOL at the rat's name being blacked out in the list of Astro no-hitters.

i need to see this

Does anyone have a logical reason Singleton hasn't been called up?  There is *no* way that you he could have been be as bad at hockey  hitting as you are our bench is at golf hitting!

Ford: “yeah Framber threw a Maddux. Under 100 pitches. CGSO. You know you were good if you have that stat named after you.”

sparks: “remember that 13-12 game? They call that a Sparks.”

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

Only thing better would have been a picture of an actual rat 

Get that doofus pitch outta here bro

Chas said fuck it, I'll do it myself.

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Thank goodness for Chas 


he’s now the future 

will ferrell meatloaf GIF

This guy would have been awesome on RBI Baseball.

Chas should wear that robe to a game one day

11 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

So much for Chas starting tomorrow at NY.

blum: it's gotten to the point where you can't keep him out of the lineup.

dusty: bring me my off-day calendar and my lineup pen.

Let get some insurance, win this shit, get to first and make the Rangers shit their pants.

What in the fuck. Someone hit a fly ball

1st and 3rd, nobody out, Cleveland brings in Stephan and gets 2 Ks and a line out. oof

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

1st and 3rd, nobody out, Cleveland brings in Stephan and gets 2 Ks and a line out. oof

Abreu set the tone.

Current OPS:

Dubon .656

Julks .654

Abreu .653

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I will not blame any of this on the bullpen today.

Huge double play

Just now, David Dennison said:

When was his last hit?

At Colorado, July 18

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

Current OPS:

Dubon .656

Julks .654

Abreu .653

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I feel very confident that Abreu will end the season with a higher OPS than either Dubon or Julks

What kind of odds is Kalas giving that Altuve and Yordan will play all 4 games against the Yankees?  He's said it twice now.

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

I feel very confident that Abreu will end the season with a higher OPS than either Dubon or Julks

Well, Julks just dropped below him with that flyout.  It should be a fun race.

13 minutes ago, WBT said:

Current OPS:

Dubon .656

Julks .654

Abreu .653

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Pena making a move on the back stretch at .670

Well I guess we traded for Graveman for nothing.

 

1 minute ago, mbtex said:

Well I guess we traded for Graveman for nothing.

 

Gonna need him tomorrow because Pressly will be unavailable.

Dubon just needs to stand in the dugout and react to Yordan homers. Thats it.

Jesus fuck Dubon.  He's trying to lose the game by himself.

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