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How can we be leading with runs per game since the all star break, yet (per Astro surly baseball experts) fielding the worst lineups in the history of baseball

 

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Could be leading by more?

He had to be thinking there were already two outs.

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Could be leading by more?


so the line ups have been working ?

 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


so the line ups have been working ?

 

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The standings say no.

 

2023 MLB Standings After The All Star Break (Jul 14 - Aug 18) Season In Progress

  Team Record Streak RPG  RPG Allowed  Run Differential 
1 Los Angeles Dodgers 23-9 L1 5.84 3.88 +63
2 Seattle Mariners 22-11 W4 4.76 3.91 +28
3 Texas Rangers 20-11 L2 5.42 3.94 +46
4 Baltimore Orioles 21-12 W1 4.58 4.12 +15
5 Houston Astros 20-12 L1 5.69 4.47 +39
  Chicago Cubs 20-12 L1 6.16 5.03 +36
7 Washington Nationals 20-13 W3 5.21 5.18 +1
8 Atlanta Braves 19-13 W4 6.47 4.44 +65
  Minnesota Twins 19-13 W1 5.16 4.62 +17
10 Philadelphia Phillies 18-15 L1 5.03 4.21 +27

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


so the line ups have been working ?

 

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No?

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

The standings say no.

 

2023 MLB Standings After The All Star Break (Jul 14 - Aug 18) Season In Progress

  Team Record Streak RPG  RPG Allowed  Run Differential 
1 Los Angeles Dodgers 23-9 L1 5.84 3.88 +63
2 Seattle Mariners 22-11 W4 4.76 3.91 +28
3 Texas Rangers 20-11 L2 5.42 3.94 +46
4 Baltimore Orioles 21-12 W1 4.58 4.12 +15
5 Houston Astros 20-12 L1 5.69 4.47 +39
  Chicago Cubs 20-12 L1 6.16 5.03 +36
7 Washington Nationals 20-13 W3 5.21 5.18 +1
8 Atlanta Braves 19-13 W4 6.47 4.44 +65
  Minnesota Twins 19-13 W1 5.16 4.62 +17
10 Philadelphia Phillies 18-15 L1 5.03 4.21 +27


 

well it takes more than hitting to win

avg Over 5 a game tells me, hitting isn’t holding us down 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

well it takes more than hitting to win

avg Over 5 a game tells me, hitting isn’t holding us down 

I'm mostly just fucking around.

That being said, why not do the best the team can do?  That's the root of the frustration.  Fuck stats in this context.

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Wtf are you doing Dusty that bounced 

Dusty doesn’t make that call. All managers rely on their video crew upstairs 

Alternating double-digit scoring games with getting held to 3 or fewer is how you average quite a few runs and yet still lose quite a few games. Few staffs these days pitch well enough to win many of the latter. 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Dusty doesn’t make that call. All managers rely on their video crew upstairs 

Well they’re equally dumb then. 

Ha, and the rangers got their ass beat already.

Fucking A.

Im hearing Bennie Hill.

2 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

100% did 

It bounced, but it was in his glove. It didn't bounce off the ground.

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1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Dude, what the fuck is going on right now?

We have a manager and front office who have decided that it's not yet time to start playing our best players.

Just now, Overlord said:

Looks like JP is going to be a game 2 pitcher. 

Assuming we make the playoffs.

When pitchers are supposed to bear down and get out of an inning, Framber panics as soon as there is trouble and lets things snowball 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We have a manager and front office who have decided that it's not yet time to start playing our best players.

Going with this ^

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It bounced, but it was in his glove. It didn't bounce off the ground.

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What other available players should be playing? Julks, Hensley, Singleton?

Just now, TonyTexas said:

What other available players should be playing? Julks, Hensley, Singleton?

I'd put Singleton at first and take Maldonado out of the lineup.

Oh, look, it's our backup catcher hitting his 17th HR of the season.

I wonder how many he would have if he played every day.

yanier!

(app audio rejoined with that ball already in the air, annoying)

I’m going to the game tomorrow with my kids. If yainer isn’t catching Brown I’m literally going down into the dugout and slapping Dusty around. 
it’s absurd and disgusting. 

35 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We have a manager and front office who have decided that it's not yet time to start playing our best players.

I think that's the most optimistically it can be put. Any other scenario is even more grim. 

What in the hell happened to last year’s “Mr. Quality Starts”?

Did he spend the whole offseason partying in Cabo?

What a beatdown it is to watch Framber the last two months minus one shining moment. 

He needs to go back to that baseball shrink.

I take it Framber and Rodriguez are friends

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