2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Gourmand 7774]

fuckin Mets suck

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Montero - dale dale dale !!!!

[Gourmand 7774]

Montero is back

[Dnaguy 11704]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

fuckin Mets suck

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Sucks that while Rangers were shitting the bed, we decided to match them turd for turd. 

[David Dennison 18485]

Maldy makes that catch.

[Dnaguy 11704]

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Sucks that while Rangers were shitting the bed, we decided to match them turd for turd. 

[Scraps 13518]

Maldy makes that catch.

Yeah but he also would have dropped 4 pitches by this point of the game

[Gourmand 7774]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Sucks that while Rangers were shitting the bed, we decided to match them turd for turd. 

massive blown opportunity last week to take control of the division

[David Dennison 18485]

Come on, Nats.

[UTexasFight 9362]

35 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

It feels like Bregs is having a down year, but he’s going to fuck around and get 100 RBI this season.  

He’s had a helluva August

[Dnaguy 11704]

Altuve hits for cycle then goes O-fer. Baseball is so much highs and lows. Crazy game.

[Guadaloopy 10890]

6 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Sucks that while Rangers were shitting the bed, we decided to match them turd for turd. 

Last week sucked, but the team is 15-11 for the month with tonight’s result still pending.   

[David Dennison 18485]

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Come on, Nats.

Ugh.

[Dnaguy 11704]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Ugh.

Ugh indeed.

[Dnaguy 11704]

Blue Jays lose. So that's good.

[David Dennison 18485]

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Ugh indeed.

Nats hold on.

[UTexasFight 9362]

23 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

All this playoff talk so I'll throw something out there.

IF the Astros don't win the division, isn't the better playoff draw actually getting the last WC slot rather?

Lot's of baseball to play. And just to be clear, I do want that #2 slot. But if not, playing the Twins in round 1 is far superior than @ Baltimore or @Tampa, no?

Correct. 
on paper anyway. You never know in a 3 game series. 

Sonny Gray had our number in his 2 starts against us early in the year.

 

[UTexasFight 9362]

Kirby scratched  tonight for Seattle and A’s taking advantage early 

Edited August 30, 2023 by UTexasFight
Thanks for reading surly, Blum.

[Gourmand 7774]

A's up on Seattle 3-0 early

[Dnaguy 11704]

Just now, Gourmand said:

A's up on Seattle 3-0 early

[Rip76 4901]

Throw strikes and gtfo

[Scraps 13518]

End this game motherfucker

[Wulaw Horn 18936]

That looks absolutely miserable right now out there. Would not want to do that. 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

[Wulaw Horn 18936]

Umps enjoying himself. That 1-2 pitch caught a corner. h e could have ended it. 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Solid W

[David Dennison 18485]

Astros win!

[Storm the Field 5268]

76 and counting.

[UTexasFight 9362]

Another 10 game winner 

[Rip76 4901]

Nice.

This is playoff baseball now.

[Scraps 13518]

On to the next one

[UTexasFight 9362]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Umps enjoying himself. That 1-2 pitch caught a corner. h e could have ended it. 

Disagree 

[elfenix 34161]

Astros win!

[Halohal 498]

Yes!

[Gourmand 7774]

lol Ty France out of the game for Seattle after taking a nut wrist shot on a throw over from the pitcher

Edited August 30, 2023 by Gourmand
ed

[Wulaw Horn 18936]

14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Disagree 

He missed the glove. Gamecast looks like it has the ball touching the zone and the tv looked like it was touching the zone. Could have gone either way. I’d have rung him up and gotten somewhere dry. 

[Stros121 4]

Nice win today, sweep them tomorrow and enjoy your day off boys!

[Gourmand 7774]

my god Seattle's tv crew dorks just can't get enough of the home crowd farts. they are crowning themselves the next BFiB.

[Guadaloopy 10890]

A’s doing A’s things.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

We are about to get screwed in the 9th again. Wtf

[Gourmand 7774]

Mariners lose 3-1

Three-way tie at the top of the AL West

[Guadaloopy 10890]

A’s hold on.  Tied for 1st.  

[Gourmand 7774]

Swinging strikeout, you love to see it

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Good job A’s 

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[Gourmand 7774]

Need to go 24-4 over the last month to win 100 gms

[David Dennison 18485]

September is gonna be nuts.

[Scraps 13518]

Need to go 24-4 over the last month to win 100 gms

Lulz

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Brantley, playing in his first big league game since June 26, 2022, had exit velocities of 102.2 mph, 99.1 mph, 97.6 mph and 104.1 mph on the four swings in which he put balls in play. 

He keeps doing that and he will go 4-4 before he goes 0-4 again. He is really going to keep the pressure on the pitchers after the first 5-6 batters.