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9 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

The idea that Day isn't intimately involved with play calling is ludicrous. 

it's hard to tell because his headset, hair and beard color all kind of blend together.

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2 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Their offensive line has been better but our skill guys are better besides rb and qb of course. I’ll give them credit for having offensive identity but that doesn’t change the fact we have some skilled players that are not playing to the level we expect. Fuck those guys and I fully expect to expose them soon. If the other teams don’t expose them first. 

I’m not sure how anyone could say Craver and Concepcion wouldn’t both start here with a straight face.

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2 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Their offensive line has been better but our skill guys are better besides rb and qb of course. I’ll give them credit for having offensive identity but that doesn’t change the fact we have some skilled players that are not playing to the level we expect. Fuck those guys and I fully expect to expose them soon. If the other teams don’t expose them first. 

They are better at every position on offense than us. 

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47 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m not sure how anyone could say Craver and Concepcion wouldn’t both start here with a straight face.

They would be our starters.  Their two running backs are better than ours.   I don’t know who their te is.  I’d assume endries would be good enough to start.   Dj Campbell would find a spot. Everyone else?  

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2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m not sure how anyone could say Craver and Concepcion wouldn’t both start here with a straight face.

Craver has looked insane in the small amount of aggy football I’ve seen. 

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22 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

They would be our starters.  Their two running backs are better than ours.   I don’t know who their te is.  I’d assume endries would be good enough to start.   Dj Campbell would find a spot. Everyone else?  

One of their RB'S is better than ours (Moss), while the other two are dog shit (Owens and Daniels). 

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23 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m not sure how anyone could say Craver and Concepcion wouldn’t both start here with a straight face.

It wouldn't fucking matter because they wouldn't be getting the ball. Jeremiah Smith, Ryan Williams, Bryant Wesco, Jr could all start here at the same time, and every one of them would fail because Sarkisian/Arch/Oline. Name A B C D E F and keep going and they would all suffer the same fate. 

This isn't a who is better at [name position], it's the fact that every position, regardless of players will fail in the system this year run by Sarkisian and staff. 

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29 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

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Only a broken man finds himself wearing something like this in public. Alcoholics like Sark need major support systems, and I fear this wardrobe came directly from that support system. Not great, Bob!

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10 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Only a broken man finds himself wearing something like this in public. Alcoholics like Sark need major support systems, and I fear this wardrobe came directly from that support system. Not great, Bob!

Naw, man, that came hand-delivered, direct from Southwest Airlines. NIL works in mysterious ways, its wonders to perform, don'cha know?

But, yeah, not great, Bob for damn sure.

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15 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Only a broken man finds himself wearing something like this in public. Alcoholics like Sark need major support systems, and I fear this wardrobe came directly from that support system. Not great, Bob!

Any mam who allows his wife or girlfriend to pick out your outfits is no man. If you can't or don't know how to dress yourself, Houston, we have a problem. That suit might quite literally be the worst outfit I've ever seen in my life. Even worse than Jonah Hill's in 40 Year Old Virgin.

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24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Y’all’s obsession with his wardrobe is very weird 

No, the wardrobe is what's weird.  Let's not play the flip it back for-pretend game.

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1 hour ago, William Bludworth said:

 

This isn't a who is better at [name position], it's the fact that every position, regardless of players will fail in the system this year run by Sarkisian and staff. 

That’s exactly what was being discussed, actually. 

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21 minutes ago, Cajun said:

No, the wardrobe is what's weird.  Let's not play the flip it back for-pretend game.

I'd bet the number of Surlys who, if their wives brought that outfit to them, would put that shit on and parade in public would be vanishingly small. I suspect it wouldn't even matter if she was super hot and a monster in the sack. Maybe the turndown would be more polite than mine would be, but still...  

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22 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

That’s exactly what was being discussed, actually. 

If that's the case every WR in CFB is better than anyone we have, which we both know is untrue. They just have better QB play and OC'S, while we have a stubborn asshole who refuses to work with the players to get them all up to script in case they're needed, and/or playing the younger WR's so Sarkisian's offense isn't as simple for DC's to just decode so easily, and we could have several playmakers. God forbid Sark dumb down the playbook, work to the o-line's strength, and teach Arch to get the ball out in 2 seconds to move the chain. He's killing our inky upperclassman RB and we're 7 games in. It doenst matter this season because it cannot be fixed. The offense is broken because we have a moron running our program with guys who can contribute that BMD's paid a lot of money for in WRs, TE, and I'm sure Simon wasn't cheap, but it's all for naught because we aren't using the Porsche's that we purchased, Sarkisian is using Honda Civics and here we are. Even IF Sarkisian had Smith, Williams, Wesco, TJ Moore, Dakorian Moore, etc he would just fuck that up, as well. 

As I laid out, there isn't a single player out there that would make this team better with who we have as out HC. None. Sarkisian has fucked himself and boxed himself in a corner by being a control freak, know it all, all while hiring a retread as an O-line coach, plus his co-OC and QB coach does nothing, but was an analyst at Bama for two seasons, after he spent 7 seasons as Akron's OC (which I don't know anything about their offense under him, but he sure as shit is just collecting a check here). 

I've reached a point that if this is how Sarkisian wants to be remembered, go for it. If he refuses to change, gets fired and be radioactive after being a HC for three different schools, so be it. He'll never coach a legit program again, and his options will be limited to Bowling Green, Akron, Liberty, and Miami (OH). 

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1 hour ago, William Bludworth said:

If that's the case every WR in CFB is better than anyone we have, which we both know is untrue. They just have better QB play and OC'S, while we have a stubborn asshole who refuses to work with the players to get them all up to script in case they're needed, and/or playing the younger WR's so Sarkisian's offense isn't as simple for DC's to just decode so easily, and we could have several playmakers. God forbid Sark dumb down the playbook, work to the o-line's strength, and teach Arch to get the ball out in 2 seconds to move the chain. He's killing our inky upperclassman RB and we're 7 games in. It doenst matter this season because it cannot be fixed. The offense is broken because we have a moron running our program with guys who can contribute that BMD's paid a lot of money for in WRs, TE, and I'm sure Simon wasn't cheap, but it's all for naught because we aren't using the Porsche's that we purchased, Sarkisian is using Honda Civics and here we are. Even IF Sarkisian had Smith, Williams, Wesco, TJ Moore, Dakorian Moore, etc he would just fuck that up, as well. 

As I laid out, there isn't a single player out there that would make this team better with who we have as out HC. None. Sarkisian has fucked himself and boxed himself in a corner by being a control freak, know it all, all while hiring a retread as an O-line coach, plus his co-OC and QB coach does nothing, but was an analyst at Bama for two seasons, after he spent 7 seasons as Akron's OC (which I don't know anything about their offense under him, but he sure as shit is just collecting a check here). 

I've reached a point that if this is how Sarkisian wants to be remembered, go for it. If he refuses to change, gets fired and be radioactive after being a HC for three different schools, so be it. He'll never coach a legit program again, and his options will be limited to Bowling Green, Akron, Liberty, and Miami (OH). 

That’s cool and all but Craver/Concepcion still start here.

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Just now, Hank_Hill said:

That’s cool and all but Craver/Concepcion still start here.

I dont disagree, but they aren't putting up the numbers they are right now. That's my point. They're good players, but unless you have an OC that can coach up QBs who isn't an incompetent dumbass and can get those guys the ball, it's all moot. 

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