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Just now, Smax said:

Is Hader incapable of throwing strikes?

 

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jfc why is everything so damn difficult with this team

Good win

Do it again tomorrow 

Hader will be back. He’ll be just fine. 

 

Abreu? Not so much

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We are playing a first baseman essentially everyday who is hitting about .240 for the season. 

Oh my mistake, that's not his average IT IS HIS MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN OPS.

I’m so sick of watching Abreu look like a feeble old man and Singleton stand around with that sour ass look on his face. I want them both gone. There were hardly even any smiles after the game. It’s just a dead dugout. Doesn’t look fun. 

Jose Abreu is the worst free agent signing in Houston Astros history

Even when we signed abreu, i wish we would have kept yuli instead. Now even more so

 

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6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Jose Abreu is the worst free agent signing in Houston Astros history

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What's even the competition?

A lot of people here sure did cuss Keith Law for calling it though...complete with saying his bat speed was way down 2nd half of 22.

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

What's even the competition?

Off the top of my head...

Carlos Lee - wasn't terrible but not worth the money on bad teams

Drabek/Swindell - neither lived up to the hype

Kaz Matsui

Jim Clancy - pretty bad as a Nolan "replacement".  Probably my 2nd place finisher.

Part of it is that McMullen and Drayton were so cheap and Crane won't give out long deals but I think Abreu is far and away the worst signing we've made.  We let Springer, Correa, Bregman?, and Tucker? walk for the fear of a few years of dead money after several more good years and then hand out a contract that is dead money from the start.

 

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.303 / .354 / .882

.315 / .368 /  .937

.300 / .343 / .832

.246 / .291 / .708

.275 / .342 / .788

 

this isn’t even in the top 100 of worst mlb fa signings 

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1.5 back of OAK, 4 back in the division.

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I hated Carlos Lee but I am pretty sure he would be a better option today at 1st base

I would be a better option at 1B today

That's how bad abreu sucks

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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Yordan is not a 2 hole hitter. Analytics be damned 


nope



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We got our ace on the mound boys, let's go.

Altuve being Altuve, singles on ball 4

fucking chas
Its not like it mattered with Dingleberry coming up after him

Abreu has checked the fuck out, he’s in retirement mode.

A real man would bench him right now. Fuck his feelings

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