Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[elfenix 34161]

what was the stat from yesterday about men on 3rd with less than 2 outs scoring 50% of the time?  feels about 10% right now

[Honeysucklerose 957]

It’s so head scratching. How can an entire team suck at the same time.

[WBT 20376]

Let's hope spaghetti doesn't fall apart in the 6th like Brown did on Tuesday

[cabowabo 4446]

Bregman is so bad we aren't even gonna be able to trade him for anyone worth a shit.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Bat Yordan 8 and Bregman 9. Put anyone at 2 and 3. Couldn’t be worse if it was me and popcorn guy.

[IDIOTsavant 8434]

 

Edited May 3 by IDIOTsavant

[WBT 20376]

Hey, we caught a break

[Scraps 13518]

This will brennan dude can fuck right off

[David Dennison 18485]

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Bregman is so bad we aren't even gonna be able to trade him for anyone worth a shit.

[Scraps 13518]

Kid pitched well enough for a W. Bregman owes him a beej

[WBT 20376]

A little shaky at the end but Arrighetti's has his ERA down under 9.  Unless the bullpen fucks him here.

Just now, Scraps said:

Kid pitched well enough for a W. Bregman owes him a beej

Not directly, right?

[Scraps 13518]

A little shaky at the end but Arrighetti's has his ERA down under 9.  Unless the bullpen fucks him here.
Not directly, right?

Yes directly cause he is hitting like a simp

[Scraps 13518]

Lol nice catch Carlos Gomez

[WBT 20376]

lulz, another break

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Cleveland’s defense blows

[Mo Horn 8779]

Cleveland doing everything they can to give us this game.

[Smax 3799]

Just now, Scraps said:

Lol nice catch Carlos Gomez

 

Take any help we can get right

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Bring back Maldy

[Scraps 13518]

This is the most unclutch group of fucks i have ever seen

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Singelton !!!!!

[Mo Horn 8779]

Wait. What's happening L

[Scraps 13518]

Lmao it worked

[Smax 3799]

keep hating on fatty..

[WBT 20376]

Nice

rbi machine!

[Macklemore 2905]

Singleton with 2 bombs in the same week. If I told you before the season than Singleton would be a better hitter than Bergman who’d believe it.

Edited May 3 by Macklemore

[Scraps 13518]

Singleton would have hit 10 bombs in Mexico City if they would have let him play over shithead

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Spaghetti one out from potential win. Gotta get that pitch count down.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Play singelton every day 

[WBT 20376]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Play singelton every day 

Abreu would have had that

[UTexasFight 9362]

LEATHER!!!

[Mo Horn 8779]

Showing some D this inning

[Scraps 13518]

Jon Singleton....your starting AL All Star 1B

[WBT 20376]

wow, great play JP

[Limp Brisket 545]

Singleton tries, Abreu was checked out.

[Scraps 13518]

Walking players in front of Kwan seems dumb

[WBT 20376]

Good job Invictus

[Scraps 13518]

Time to get 2 on so Bregman can come through with a clutch pop up to 1st....maybe even foul this time!

[WBT 20376]

Rake farm!  

Arias seems like he sucks.

[Scraps 13518]

Keep.talking.shit.about.jake.meyers

Id give Tuve a beej

[WBT 20376]

Tuve!  Hit w/ risp.

[Scraps 13518]

Red fucking light

[Mo Horn 8779]

Nowhere near a strike

[WBT 20376]

That 1-1 call is going to make his ump scorecard in the morning

[Scraps 13518]

Bo Naylor trying to give up 10 steals tonight

[WBT 20376]

Altuve with 2 stolen bases in the inning like it's 2014 again

[Wulaw Horn 18936]

Game of inches. Against us all year. 

[David Dennison 18485]

I like it.

[Mo Horn 8779]

There you go Diaz

[UTexasFight 9362]

Scoring more than the other team is fun 

[Scraps 13518]

Clutch city!!