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You can go get him now, Tito.

 

LOlz.  

 

Mound meeting before the mighty mite sends it over the fence is especially delicious.

 

Had been wondering if Kemp could ever hit a HR in the majors.   Now we know...

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2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

kemp is our 2nd best outfielder, and not sure it's close.

Ahead of Reddick or with him on the DL?

not watching, so i didn't see his pitching live, but seems odd we left lance in so long when he was getting knocked around.  we have bullpen arms who can go 2-3 innings who are severely underworked.  would've been nice to get him out before they got 7.

5 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Fuck. Old guy in the stands took it off the face.

Is it bad that I laughed my ass off when he hit the ground?

Nope:
 

Sucked that it was an Astros fan. But otherwise yeah.
These fucking announcers are awful

Just came to post this. Just shut the fuck up already.
3 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:


Sucked that it was an Astros fan. But otherwise yeah.

No big deal.  You can get a lot of nutrition from smoothies these days.  

Didn't figure they'd go into Cleveland and win them all. Take the series tomorrow. LMJ needs to buy the entire team hookers. 

What a pisser.

Come back tomorrow and head to New York with a win. I'm think Tyler Bower comes out trying to strike everyone out tomorrow, use that against him with our approach and I think good things will happen. Seeing pulse of life from the offense, stay the course and let gerrit Cole do gerrit Cole things. 

I haven't been this excited for a regular season game in a long time, that being said, it's the biggest one of the season

 

 

And the stupid ass drum.

Win today for the series win.

 

would I be able to get Into MMP with a drum ?

Win today for the series win.
 
would I be able to get Into MMP with a drum ?

Better question is “would you be able to get out with your life?”
14 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Fuck Tyler Bauer

Did he write anything on the mound again today?

"Matt Bush did 911" was interesting.

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Stassi has been a delightful surprise.  

Glad to see him hitting righties too. 

That was a shitty relay sequence. No fucking way should that dude be able to score from first there.

I don’t like the version of Astros that strike out a bunch.  They need to stop doing that, especially against this jackass.

Pitcher’s best friend there. But Cole does not look like himself today.

Really need Carlos to remove his head from his ass and then we can really get rolling now that Altuve is hitting again.

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