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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

  • Prior to the footage being edited by Bender:

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    Two Diamond Club tickets available for the Sunday night game.  Free.  Need to pick them up from me in 77027. Rules: Poster must be a big contributor to this thread/last years shag thread.  No gue

Get that oaf on the next bus to the minors. He's totally washed up.

Mr Gattis!  That's the team record for RBIs in June right?

I realize a guy just hit a double to score a guy who'd hit a double. But seriously...how many doubles have we stranded recently? Seems like about three a game.

4 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

You have to earn the right to love.

My rights with this team are unquestioned 

3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

All time Astros record for Gattis. Pretty awesome. 

Hat tip to Gary pettis, too 

Brad's coming in 5 1/3 innings later than I'd have preferred, but at least he's now in there. Shut the door quickly.

Keuchel sure has had some shitty luck this year. Should have shaved that beard.

Peacock made those righties look stupid swinging at that down and away off speed pitch

Gattis is trying to single-handedly salvage this game. Live by the beard, die by the beard.

8 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Man, there are some unfortunate holes in our lineup right now. 

I know Marwin never looks likes he gives a shit even when he is doing well, but it looks terrible when he is in a slump like this.

Peacock K'd the pinch-hitter. Go get 'em Brad.

I missed Altuve's error.  Can someone give me the specifics? 

So many flyouts to deep center this homestand

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3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Bregman double on the way, I'm sure.

Negged, dumbass

7 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I missed Altuve's error.  Can someone give me the specifics? 

Routine double play ball and just mishandled and got no outs.

So predictable.  Even in a hitters count with a runner on second, your getting pitched backwards. It's not that fucking hard  

Sure hoping Giles can wriggle off the hook here. Not looking good anyway, but sure tough if we fall farther behind.

Clippard in, we got this

Has Keuchel been released yet?


Maybe after his post game presser where he’ll blame everyone but himself for putting the team in a 5 run deficit right out of the gate

2 of the last 3 games ive been to have been walk offs...just sayin

Bregman about to pimpslap this fool

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