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Today is the day, we will score. 
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I used to hate off days, but I think watching this team play is even worse.

36 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The loss of Paredes was the turning point of the season. He was the only guy that was consistently putting together quality ABs almost every time at the plate. Even when it got to 0-2, it still seemed like the pitcher was throwing another 4+ pitches to get him out.

Nope the arm does not make a successful tag, it has to be with the glove.

Yep. I was being sarcastic there at the end re: the glove tag. And yeah, when Paredes went down, it was huge. He was imho the best story of the season for the Astros and was most of the offense. I knew it was going to hurt, but I didn't think it would be this bad.

I really thought we were going to roll into Old Detroit like the Boddicker Gang. 
 

1 hour ago, wood said:

Oof. Last 5 games, including the 5-4 W:

23 hits from a total of 8 guys. 

Counting only those guys who got hits, they were 23-120 (.1916)

4 of those guys hit .200 or better (Correa, Diaz, Urias, Walker). The other 4 (Tuve, Pena, Smith, Dubon) combined for 7 hits (7-53, .132). Leading the way were Urias (.285) and Correa (.263). The rest are .214 or lower.

Damn.

So this is why Urias isn't starting today. Makes perfect sense. 

12 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I really thought we were going to roll into Old Detroit like the Boddicker Gang. 
 

Well if you look at how those guys ended up, we did.

I really thought we were going to roll into Old Detroit like the Boddicker Gang. 
 
Yeah Brian Boddicker
22 minutes ago, Scraps said:
51 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:
I really thought we were going to roll into Old Detroit like the Boddicker Gang. 
 

Yeah Brian Boddicker

Best we can do is Jason Klotz

not the ideal start 

Just now, Scraps said:

Well this is fucking super

warm up chad !!!

wow 

Fat head case bitch, ready for his dumbass to go get overpaid already

Holy shit.

 

complete meltdown mode

 

Bad enough never to win again, but also will do it without scoring again 

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Rage post

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he's hurt over reacted.

Trammell looks like how our season is going

trammell can accept his WE ring next year in a wheel chair !!!

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Just now, David Dennison said:

I'm starting to think we won't be making the post-season.

nope, in full-on free fall mode.

The Orioles are gonna sweep us and outscore us 38-2

Seeing dumbass Jesus Sanchez smiling while losing 6-0 is an extra stiff to the side. 

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

nope, in full-on free fall mode.

The Orioles are gonna sweep us and outscore us 38-2

Optimistic that we'll actually score 2 runs are you? 

Even the sunshine pumpers are starting to spew raw sewage. And I'm thinking rightly so. Because if the team has capitulated, can a mass fan exodus be far off? Hurry, football. 

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm starting to think we won't be making the post-season.

It’d be worth it if we fired Espada as a result 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Even the sunshine pumpers are starting to spew raw sewage. And I'm thinking rightly so. Because if the team has capitulated, can a mass fan exodus be far off? Hurry, football. 

Careful.

Just now, Macklemore said:

It’d be worth it if we fired Espada as a result 

I don't think that would do it. But who knows.

9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm starting to think we won't be making the post-season.

Mariners losing 

Well this is no fun at all. 

Just checked the score - happy to see the team decided to show up today!

i'm so fucking sick of this runner on third with one out ineptitude

31 scoreless innings so far?

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

is trammell alive ?

Doesn't matter DFA him 

1 minute ago, faps said:

31 scoreless innings so far?

Correct. 17 more for the record 

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