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9 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Truly the "free" pornography world we live in will have unintended and horrific consequences above and beyond what we've already seen.

If my wife found out half the shit I was looking at on some of these porn sites, she’d divorce me.

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2 hours ago, F250 said:

So Gooners are Malakas?

 

 

 

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Take my rep, one of my favorite ever videos. 

 

2 hours ago, F250 said:

This video cracks me up every time I watch it. 


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And so Nike’s Pump Man was born…..

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Posted
11 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Truly the "free" pornography world we live in will have unintended and horrific consequences above and beyond what we've already seen.


More women who are willing to experiment with other women? Because that's what I've noticed in the 30 years since porn became widely available on the internet.

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I don’t think it was technically gooning, but a ton of Gen-X developed calluses from self pleasuring to Kelly LeBrock in WS as teens and that movie is PG-13.

 

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Posted
13 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

They aren’t nihilists, they have found a purpose and meaning: jacking off a whole lot in pursuit of a mental high. It’s just that the meaning they’ve settled on is disordered and crowds out alternate sources of meaning.

One of my hottest takes is that all the bad stuff we used to call “vices,” like porn, drugs, booze, gambling, smoking, and promiscuity, are actually bad. That doesn’t mean all bad things need to be banned and brutally suppressed but removing all frictions and stigma and pretending they are value neutral or maybe good is stupid. The harm also falls disproportionately on those least equipped socially, intellectually, or temperamentally to moderate themselves. 
 

Porn should be legal, but making you ask for it at a gas station or venture out to a skeezy city limits store and park around back to hide your car was a good friction to maintain.

Smoking is legal but it’s a good social friction to make it costly and to tightly clamp down on where you can do it. It’s good to make it socially shameful.

Gambling shouldn’t be criminalized but you should have to go to a reservation or use a shady bookie or some shit. That is a good social friction; it’s not good to be able to make in-game prop bets tied to a credit card. 
 

Many such cases. 

 

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

I don’t think it was technically gooning, but a ton of Gen-X developed calluses from self pleasuring to Kelly LeBrock in WS as teens and that movie is PG-13.

 


Something, something friction… something, something calluses.

There’s a joke in there somehow.

Posted
18 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

all the wires that make up the male human id are all crisscrossed into a spaghetti bowl of sadness served in a buddy curated experience in your tricked out beat-off dungeon.

Aaaaaaaaaaand the Surly football board motto search is offically over. 

 

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Posted
16 hours ago, immamac said:

people go out to have a beer or two with their friends over the course of 3 hours and a "game" the mildly care about and are just talking about other bullshit the whole time. They don't wanna meet new people, meet other fans for their team, talk about the game, none of that.

In my middle age I'm very much enjoying this dynamic. 

I can go sit at a sport bar near my house, drink my beer, watch a bit of a game, and enjoy it in peace without having to small talk the cretins around me. 

At my age and our current social and political climate I don't want to get to know many more people. I've had my party days, raised my kids, have my family and friends. 

Posted
24 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

In my middle age I'm very much enjoying this dynamic. 

I can go sit at a sport bar near my house, drink my beer, watch a bit of a game, and enjoy it in peace without having to small talk the cretins around me. 

At my age and our current social and political climate I don't want to get to know many more people. I've had my party days, raised my kids, have my family and friends. 

Hold old is middle age now?

I thought I was middle aged in my early 40’s….. 

Hold old are you livin’ man?

Posted
7 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Hold old is middle age now?

I thought I was middle aged in my early 40’s….. 

Hold old are you livin’ man?

I'm being a bit optimistic in my assessment. 

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32 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

In my middle age I'm very much enjoying this dynamic. 

I can go sit at a sport bar near my house, drink my beer, watch a bit of a game, and enjoy it in peace without having to small talk the cretins around me. 

At my age and our current social and political climate I don't want to get to know many more people. I've had my party days, raised my kids, have my family and friends. 

Yeah, and I'm saying going to a bar with people like you sucks for me. You don't even want to get excited about the longhorns when there is a ton of hype. I want to watch with people who are very into it, as in that's the entire reason I want to go. I would go to every away game if my family situation would allow me to and its a non issue. Unfortunately I'm tied to shit like my wife scheduling my kids birthday party on the morning of November 15th when his birthday is the 19th and the Arkansas tailgate would have been a fine birthday party for him since he wanted a Longhorn football themed birthday anyway. 

There is a small sized contingent of people like me who are far outsized by people like you and that's fine. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


More women who are willing to experiment with other women? Because that's what I've noticed in the 30 years since porn became widely available on the internet.

Sure. But don't forget to include the changing social dynamics in this country that has also encouraged/allowed this, specifically more social acceptance of Gay/Lesbian relationships, more acceptance and LEGAL protections for women's independence (jobs, single life choices, kids not required), and the continued shrinking of the acceptable male dating/partner pool. 

There's a LOT going on that have allowed/pushed/created the environment for women to get down with other women. 

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Posted
11 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

If my wife found out half the shit I was looking at on some of these porn sites, she’d divorce me.

Sounds like a great escape plan should it ever become necessary.  "Whoops, sorry I was looking at this stuff on your computer..."

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The only times I don’t finish what I started, so to speak, is when I just run out of gas before I get there.  But invariably I’ll pick up where I left off sooner or later, and cross the goal line.

Posted
13 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


More women who are willing to experiment with other women? Because that's what I've noticed in the 30 years since porn became widely available on the internet.

And I had no idea incest was so rampant.  Seems to be everywhere.  Who knew?

Posted
5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The only times I don’t finish what I started, so to speak, is when I just run out of gas before I get there.  But invariably I’ll pick up where I left off sooner or later, and cross the goal line.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

And I had no idea incest was so rampant.  Seems to be everywhere.  Who knew?

Don't get me started on all the poor things getting stuck in dryers and washing machines.  So dangerous, apparently. 

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